so, like, this server is so lit, you gotta join cuz it’s like, the only place where you can ride rainbow unicorns and battle evil llamas with laser eyes. plus, we got this secret underground disco party where the DJ is a talking cactus. and if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal to a land where pizza grows on trees and pasta falls from the sky. it’s like, totally insane, dude. come join the fun before the evil llamas take over the world!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 103/100 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Dragons Tamed: 1
Void Gems Collected: 20 Cursed Amulets Found: 0
God-Tier Weapons Forged: 44 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1
Gods Slained: 1 Cursed Scrolls Read: 3
Rainbows Spotted: 8 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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