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Players: | 103/800 | Votes: | 6538 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 3 |
Rune Stones Activated: | 6 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 5 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 |
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 |
Wilderness Tamed: | 9 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 5 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 470 |
Oh, and did I mention that our PvP arena is actually a giant cake that you can eat to gain superpowers? Yeah, it’s pretty wild. Plus, our staff is made up of talking parrots who only speak in puns.
So, like, if you wanna have a blast and experience some seriously wacky adventures, you gotta join this server. It’s, like, the best thing since sliced bread. Or, like, whatever. Just join already, okay?