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Players: | 92/900 | Votes: | 2914 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Mines Excavated: | 2070 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 |
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 10 |
Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 5 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 2 | Villages Defended: | 5 |
Mythical Relics Collected: | 14 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 |
Titanic Battles Fought: | 13 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
Why should you join us, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a team of highly skilled players who have been training for this moment their whole lives. We have secret weapons, like diamond pickaxes that shoot fireballs and armor made of enchanted chicken feathers.
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base where we hold epic dance parties every Saturday night. And rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest in the desert, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on our quest to conquer Israel in Minecraft and become a part of the most outrageous adventure you’ll ever experience in the world of blocky pixels.