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Players: | 97/500 | Votes: | 5919 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 21 |
Holy Grails Found: | 3 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 43 |
Spectral Entities Defeated: | 4 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 13 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 2 |
Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 4 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 10 |
Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 1 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 |
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
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