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Players: | 101/900 | Votes: | 9580 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Immortal Anvils Forged: | 20 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 6 |
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 |
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 8 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 |
Void Armor Forged: | 16 | Mines Excavated: | 3817 |
Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 2 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 |
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 | Volcanoes Explored: | 3 |
Villages Defended: | 13 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 12 |
Join us for epic adventures, insane challenges, and a community of players who are as crazy as a pack of llamas on roller skates. Need a reason to join? How about the fact that our server is run by a group of sentient potatoes who have mastered the art of Minecraft PvP? Or maybe you’re enticed by the promise of a secret underground base filled with diamond-encrusted chickens and flying pigs.
So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and see why this Minecraft SMP is the most outrageous and hilarious server out there. Just be prepared for anything, because on this server, the only thing that’s predictable is the unpredictability.