Is this real? Why would anyone keep on living like this Minecraft SMP

coping mechanism, deep introspection, doubt, emotional struggle, existential crisis, existential dread, existential philosophy, finding purpose, inner turmoil, life choices, life’s meaning, Living, mental health, Minecraft, philosophical thoughts, purpose of living, questioning life, real, reality check, searching for meaning, self reflection, smp, Soul searching, uncertainty

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Are you tired of the same old boring servers where you just build and mine all day? Well, look no further because on our server, we have flying pigs that drop diamonds, talking cows that give you advice on how to defeat the Ender Dragon, and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can find.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all the other animals with an iron beak. If you can defeat him in battle, you’ll be granted access to the magical land of unlimited resources and enchanted weapons.

So why keep living a boring Minecraft life when you can join our server and experience the insanity for yourself? Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Crops Grown:	2112	Love Letters Sent:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Elemental Crystals Collected:	73

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	70	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Demon Skulls Collected:	39	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Potions Brewed:	100	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56	Dimension Hops:	7
Emeralds Found:	1596	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Astral Projections Made:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	30	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Magic Items Found:	8930
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Dragons Tamed:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Divine Spears Created:	14
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Enchantments Applied:	102
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	50
Mines Excavated:	1229	Elemental Crystals Collected:	72
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	99	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Divine Spears Created:	14

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Potions Brewed:	59	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Potions Brewed:	81	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34	Chimeras Created:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimension Hops:	13	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	144	New Chunks Explored:	517992
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	49
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Star Shards Collected:	152	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Mythical Quests Completed:	36	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.