Is this real? Why would anyone keep on living like this Minecraft SMP

coping mechanism, deep introspection, doubt, emotional struggle, existential crisis, existential dread, existential philosophy, finding purpose, inner turmoil, life choices, life’s meaning, Living, mental health, Minecraft, philosophical thoughts, purpose of living, questioning life, real, reality check, searching for meaning, self reflection, smp, Soul searching, uncertainty

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Are you tired of the same old boring servers where you just build and mine all day? Well, look no further because on our server, we have flying pigs that drop diamonds, talking cows that give you advice on how to defeat the Ender Dragon, and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can find.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all the other animals with an iron beak. If you can defeat him in battle, you’ll be granted access to the magical land of unlimited resources and enchanted weapons.

So why keep living a boring Minecraft life when you can join our server and experience the insanity for yourself? Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimension Hops:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27	Chimeras Created:	1
Void Armor Forged:	16	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Mineshafts Explored:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	9
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Void Gems Collected:	17

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	70	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Epic Shields Constructed:	28
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Mines Excavated:	4929
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Potions Brewed:	125	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	49	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Astral Projections Made:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Rune Stones Activated:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Epic Shields Constructed:	22	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	35	Dimension Hops:	11
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Love Letters Sent:	3

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	474	Divine Spears Created:	21
Meteorites Collected:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Crops Grown:	4496	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Endless Night Skies:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Towns Built:	10
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	220

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Divine Spears Created:	11	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Meteorites Collected:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29	Runes Activated:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Falling into the Void:	0
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.