Is this real? Why would anyone keep on living like this Minecraft SMP

coping mechanism, deep introspection, doubt, emotional struggle, existential crisis, existential dread, existential philosophy, finding purpose, inner turmoil, life choices, life’s meaning, Living, mental health, Minecraft, philosophical thoughts, purpose of living, questioning life, real, reality check, searching for meaning, self reflection, smp, Soul searching, uncertainty

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Are you tired of the same old boring servers where you just build and mine all day? Well, look no further because on our server, we have flying pigs that drop diamonds, talking cows that give you advice on how to defeat the Ender Dragon, and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can find.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all the other animals with an iron beak. If you can defeat him in battle, you’ll be granted access to the magical land of unlimited resources and enchanted weapons.

So why keep living a boring Minecraft life when you can join our server and experience the insanity for yourself? Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33	Zombie Dances:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Potions Brewed:	76	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	4

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Elimentus

PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Elimentus, a 1.18.1 Survival/Bending Server. – Choose an Element using /element and unlock sub-elements

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Mines Excavated:	1380
Emeralds Found:	1883	Demon Skulls Collected:	37
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Secret Passages Found:	6

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

mnfcandy

Creative, Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, Roleplay

Mongolian minecraft cracked server. So many new features daily updates. Come and check it out. Gamemodes: – OP-Factions – Factions – MiniGames – EggWars – Creative – The Walking Dead – Mega Prison – SkyKingdom (Skyblock+Factions)

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Farms Harvested:	936
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	114
Divine Spears Created:	19	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Gates of Aevony

Creative, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Greetings, fellow wanderer, welcome to Gates of Aevony! Come and play some sweet SMP survival with us or unleash your building skills in the Creative server to show your talent to the world. Free WorldEdit will be your friend.

IP: mc.aevony.net

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Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	9443
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Enchantments Applied:	91	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Aetheria

Factions, Hardcore, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Aetheria is a hardcore roleplay server built to provide a fresh, unique experience. Using a vast selection of immersive plugins, proper utilization of rich story, and a highly responsible staff team, this server is expected to provide an amazing playground for its players.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Chimeras Created:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

DrugLegends

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

One-of-a-kind Minecraft Drug Server featuring…

[+] 3D Blackjack Games [+] 3D Slot Machines [+] Free F FLY [+] Custom Texturepack [+] KoTH’s and Outpost [+] Dynamic Farming and Spawner Economy [+] Events [+] Unique Custom Enchants [+] PayPal Payouts [+] Bosses

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

CraftCadia Network

KitPvP, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Here at CraftCadia, we strive to have an enjoyable and safe environment for our players. We have a variety of game types for every style of player! We offer classic games such as SkyBlock, Prison, Survival, and KitPVP! A strong point at CraftCadia Network is our ability to listen to player feedback. We do everything in our power to make sure that every player has a voice.

We support Minecraft versions 1.8+

IP: play.craftcadia.com Website: https://craftcadia.com

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	18
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

SkyPrison

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, Roleplay, Survival

SkyPrison is a prison located hundreds of feet above civilization. This prison consists of several floating islands which you can unlock by ranking up. Rank up by earning money and completing tasks on each island. As you make your way to freedom you may meet some not-so-friendly prisoners. Luckily, guards are there for your protection as long as you obey the prison laws. Fly high with SkyPrison today!

But wait there’s more.

SkyPrison also offers other games to enjoy within the server like paintball, parkour, and more to come! From time to time staff will host events such as SkyPvP, Tnt Spleef, Lavarun, and more original games from which you can earn rewards to advance your rank.

* PVP, Events, Easter Egg Secrets, and Giveaways!

* McMMO, Crates, Cars, Custom Recipes, Chat Games, and more!

Visit our forums https://www.skyprison.net/ for useful information like rules, announcements, commands, staff applications, and more!

Join our Discord community today! https://skyprison.net/discord

Check out the server trailer here: https://youtu.be/wK2AkpdKq_I

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	14
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

PotatoMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

Potato MC is a high-quality Minecraft Skyblock server featuring unique content and an amazing community.

1.8 -> 1.15 SUPPORT! » Pets » Balanced Economy » No Lag » YouTubers » Custom Plugins

Come join our active community at PLAY.POTATOMC.COM !

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Azalel Nation

Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Azalel Nation

Azalel Nation was founded on August 5 2013, which was the result of a merger between Azalel Craft and United Craft Nation. Azalel Nation is one of the best Minecraft servers in Indonesia with many features that are always up to date.

-> Survival 1.15.2 -> Skyblock 1.15.2 -> Chocolate (Hardcore Vanilla) 1.15.2 -> Azaland (Minigames) 1.13.2

Server IP: play.azalelnation.com [1.13.2 – 1.15.2]

Website/Forum: https://azalelnation.com Discord: https://discord.azalelnation.com Vote Links: https://vote.azalelnation.com

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Emeralds Found:	7635
Zombie Dances:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Endless Night Skies:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

ArkFlame Network

Creative, Factions, PvP, Skywars, Survival

ArkFlame Network is a non-premium Minecraft 1.7 – 1.14 server with a wide selection of modes to play alone or with friends.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Demon Skulls Collected:	14	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Minecraft SkyBlock Server

Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

SkyBlock server (island survival) The point of the game is to develop your island. The server has island leveling systems. 1. The generation of ore depends on the level of the island; you develop the island and thereby pump up the generator. 2. Possibility to expand the borders of the island. The server is equipped with a voting system for rewards! Convenient server store, auction store and many other useful functions that cannot be described in three sentences, it’s easier to go in and see everything for yourself using the help command /help

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Secret Passages Found:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Alien Abductions:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Cubeside.de – Deutscher Minecraft Server

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Skywars

Cubeside.de is one of the oldest German Minecraft servers. We offer you: – Freebuild – Server cities – Player Villages – Separate resource and farming worlds – Minigames – Bedwars – Skyblock – Pets – and much more… Contact: www: http://cubeside.de Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/Cubeside/ Teamspeak 3-Server: cubeside.de

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Meteorites Collected:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Potions Brewed:	28

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Desteria

Creative, Economy, Factions, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Desteria is one of the longest-running Minecraft Factions networks with the following features:

• Custom classes with perks. Knight, Pirate, Assassin, Mage • Auction house system • Hourly boss fights • Custom tokens system. Mobs drop tokens. • King of the hill • Capability of destroying obsidian with 5 TNT hits • 99.99 uptime, lag-free experience with no expense.

These are only several of dozens of features on Desteria. We optimize our gameplay to the full extent and keep our players in mind. We prefer performance and experience over players, and purchase the highest possible hardware available to host our servers.

We would absolutely love for you to hop on and try our server. We welcome each and every player, and definitely encourage all players to participate within the community on our forums as well. See you around!

If you need anything, contact any member of staff. Or contact me personally! [email protected]

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Buildings Constructed:	32
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

No BS Hybrid Multiworld

Economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

This is a No BS approach to MC server hosting. There is no pay to win and you can obtain everything in game. This server is all about fun factor and meeting other great like minded people and having a blast together. We offer a wide range of activities Survival with Factions. Building with Land Claims. Mini Games. Economy. Ranking with no limits and no pay walls. We also offer a RPG world but this feature is currently in Alpha. We also offer a live map of the server : http://mc.gmaxlive.com:8123/

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Divictus Gaming

Factions, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

IP: mc.divictusgaming.com Website: www.DivictusGaming.com

* Custom World * Good PvP * Cars / Bikes * Residence * Many Crates

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Elemental Crystals Collected:	80
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	5

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.