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Players: | 101/300 | Votes: | 7333 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Mines Excavated: | 4809 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 |
Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 2 |
Cursed Amulets Found: | 5 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 5 |
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 5 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 4 |
Crystal Caves Mapped: | 4 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 |
Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 2 |
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 4 |
Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base where we hoard all the rarest items in the game. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal to the End where you can battle the Ender Dragon while riding a pig! Plus, our community is filled with hilarious players who will have you laughing so hard you’ll fall off your blocky chair.
So, whether you’re a seasoned pro or a total noob, come join us on our Minecraft SMP and let the insanity begin! Just remember, when someone asks “Is this Android or iOS?” the only correct answer is “It’s Minecraft, baby!”