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Players: | 104/600 | Votes: | 4985 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
New Chunks Explored: | 148760 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 |
Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 5 | Holy Grails Found: | 5 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 338 |
Royal Courts Attended: | 2 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 1 |
Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 |
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 10 |
Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 18 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 10 |
Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base where we hoard all the rarest items in the game. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal to the End where you can battle the Ender Dragon while riding a pig! Plus, our community is filled with hilarious players who will have you laughing so hard you’ll fall off your blocky chair.
So, whether you’re a seasoned pro or a total noob, come join us on our Minecraft SMP and let the insanity begin! Just remember, when someone asks “Is this Android or iOS?” the only correct answer is “It’s Minecraft, baby!”