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Players: | 107/100 | Votes: | 6640 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 |
Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 |
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 2 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 |
Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 |
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 |
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 14 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 3368 |
Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 15 |
Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base where we hoard all the rarest items in the game. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal to the End where you can battle the Ender Dragon while riding a pig! Plus, our community is filled with hilarious players who will have you laughing so hard you’ll fall off your blocky chair.
So, whether you’re a seasoned pro or a total noob, come join us on our Minecraft SMP and let the insanity begin! Just remember, when someone asks “Is this Android or iOS?” the only correct answer is “It’s Minecraft, baby!”