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Players: | 95/300 | Votes: | 9880 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 |
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 30 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 |
Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 10 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 3 |
Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 5 |
Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 3 |
Cursed Amulets Found: | 2 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 |
Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base where we hoard all the rarest items in the game. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal to the End where you can battle the Ender Dragon while riding a pig! Plus, our community is filled with hilarious players who will have you laughing so hard you’ll fall off your blocky chair.
So, whether you’re a seasoned pro or a total noob, come join us on our Minecraft SMP and let the insanity begin! Just remember, when someone asks “Is this Android or iOS?” the only correct answer is “It’s Minecraft, baby!”