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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t make you feel anything? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll be experiencing sensations you never thought possible! Just ask our player who exclaimed, “Stop I… I can’t… Control… OOOOHH IM CUMMING” while playing. Join us for a wild ride filled with surprises, excitement, and maybe even a little bit of arousal. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Dragons Tamed:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Underground Cities Explored:	2

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

NirvannaCraft

Economy, Factions, PvP

This is the best server out there with MCMMO, Bukkit etc and awesome staff. Come on down to NirvannaCraft today.

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Alluminus

Economy, Parkour, Survival, Towny

We are a small survival server with a friendly community. Our server is designed to be the perfect survival experience with just enough plugins to enhance the game play without ruining the fun and thrill of vanilla survival. All players of all different ages are welcome on this server, and when you join people will be happy to greet you. Join Alluminus today and become part of the great community!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

CinemaPrison

Prison

A fun prison server, with unique plugins, features, and other things to do then most prison servers.

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	7

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Tiny Vanilla SMP

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to the Tiny Vanilla server! We are a RPG themed vanilla server. We strive to give you a nice community feel, and the ability to chose how you want to survive! We have three current classes, these include the Viking Class, the Hunter Class, and the Undead Class. Each class has a different chat color and a different set of colored armor!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Darkspin

Creative, Survival

A small but fun survival and creative server with good staff, as long as you stay on their good side, with towns and in game money and more! Create your own town and make it look how you want! Sell extra supplies and become a multi-millionaire! COME JOIN US! Just read the rules in spawn and everything will be fun!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Warrior Realms

Creative, PvP

We have PvP, Plotworlds, Creative, and mini-games. come check us out. We have all sorts of things to do and we are always growing.

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Potions Brewed:	140
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Prison Point

Prison

This is the most Fun OP Prison Server you will ever find so make sure to come and check it out

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	36	Players Killed by Monsters:	4505
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Holy Grails Found:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

The Grotto

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The Grotto

More than just another run-of-the-mill Minecraft Survival Server, The Grotto is instead a community of gamers, creators, and internet dwellers of absolutely any origin.With an overall goal of creating something not only special, and not entirely cliche, but something truly amazing, for all of our current and future community members.

Server Info

IP: PLAY.THEGROTTO.GGVersion: 1.20.4Server Location: North AmericaDiscord: Discord

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

The Burrow

Creative, Roleplay

The Burrow is a small but growing Minecraft network, offering many features. We offer many features, and are always looking to add more features and game modes to make our community more enjoyable as we grow. Below are some of the main features we offer.

Creative ———- – Extremely large 500×500 plots which can be merged with your other plots to create even larger plots – Get 2 plots from the moment you join – you can unlock more plots by voting for the server or donating – Free world edit from the moment you join (including copying, pasting, replacing, set blocks, spheres, cylinders and more – liquids are allowed too!) – Free VoxelSniper access (for terraforming) – Import & export schematics through our website so that you can import your existing builds (or other peoples) and export your builds on the server to share with others!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Emeralds Found:	3891	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Crafthub

Economy, Survival

Official SMP server of the CraftHub.net Minecraft blog! We provide a survival atmosphere with custom items, events, protections and more! Running with almost no downtime for over 4 years

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Animals Bred:	152	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	9

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

LeafNetWork

Skywars

Just a bunch of friends who is know for our SkyWarz, and we made a server for it…….!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Holy Grails Found:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

MineDead

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Minedead is a new and innovative Zombie survival server. Fight off hordes of Zombies, explore our vast map, loot chests, level up your character to unload new weapons and much much more!

Join today! IP: play.minedead.net

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Rune Stones Activated:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

MorkyCraft

Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Parkour, Survival

Our server prides itself on having minigames that NOBODY else has. well except for the public servers who we ripped them off from.

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	8429	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

InfinityRealms

KitPvP, Mini Games, Parkour, Survival

Join this server we need the PUblics help!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Crops Grown:	6611

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Dig Big Tekkit Server

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Tekkit

Come and play! You need: Blankets Dig Big pack installed A legit version of Minecraft

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!