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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t make you feel anything? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll be experiencing sensations you never thought possible! Just ask our player who exclaimed, “Stop I… I can’t… Control… OOOOHH IM CUMMING” while playing. Join us for a wild ride filled with surprises, excitement, and maybe even a little bit of arousal. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Gods Slained:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

The Dark Plague Network

Pixelmon, Survival

Welcome to The Dark Plague Network where we strive to give you the best and most fun competitive experience as possible. Our server features many different aspects of both regular Minecraft and Pixelmon including survival, player and npc gyms, events, as well as loads of other things we are constantly working on to implement for you including a unique rating system to help keep track of your overall competitive rating while you play on the server. To learn more about everything involving our server please visit our website at darkplaguenet.enjin.com and keep checking in for new updates and developments.

Features: Legendary spawn, 8 NPC and 8 Player ran gyms, 4 NPC and 4 Player ran Elite Four, Ranks, Events, Give aways, Tournaments, and many many more. (constantly updating and being improved.)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gv0lpn-32RU

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

MurphyCraft

Survival, Vanilla

A small, peaceful vanilla server, here you can build a nice house and have fun.

The world is regularly backed up so we are prepared for any surprises. Our admins are also happy to help you protect your area so that only you can build there.

We look forward to your visit, just stop by.

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Box of Rocks

Economy, MCMMO, Survival

Box of Rocks a Dedicated Server Featuring Survival game play. Free Fly, Crate Keys, Grief Prevention, McMMO, Jobs, Discord, Economy, Trivia, Auction House, Safari Eggs, Elevators, RTP, Warps, and more.

Build Competitions Events, Drop Parties, Rewards, and Loot Chests.

Very knowledgeable and helpful staff.

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Diversion Network

Creative, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Skywars

Diversion Network The Diversion Network is looking for nice players who are ready to start a new experience in an amazing community. With custom plugins and builds, its certain you will discover stuff you have not seen before.

play.diversionmc.net 1.8 – 1.16 MiniGames (1.12.2 Recommended!)

« Games » Our games are made to be really original, fun and competitive. There is no advantages over others in gameplay, it is all limited by your skills. All our games are created with custom plugins. Our games are either unseen on other servers or have a pleasant twist.

Discord: https://diversionmc.net/discord Website: https://diversionmc.net Donations: https://store.diversionmc.net

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Villages Defended:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

GreenBlock network

Creative, Skywars, Towny

Hello and welcome to the Green Block Network. Here we have awesome and dedicated staff and we are trying to create a good community of minecraft players. This server is currently in beta so they may be bugs here and there. We are currently working on creating this server and we have some gamemode that are almost finished and could use some beta testing. This server is awesome and upcoming as it will be using some custom plugins and really good maps. This server works on version 1.9.4 of minecraft. Thanks for reading this – Terra K Gaming

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Gods Slained:	0

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

7b7t

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

7b7t is an anarchy server with no rules and hacks are allowed and has been running since February 2021.

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	New Chunks Explored:	912948

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

0mni d0pe s3rv3r

Anarchy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

mostly vanilla. griefing allowed. survival. difficulty=2.

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

FOGC SMP

PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

FOGC SMP – The all new SMP experience

Towny – Start a town with your friends and rise up Guns – Fully functional guns and explosive weapons to enhance combat Big World Size – World size is 16k x 16k, 8k blocks out in each direction GUI Shop – Purchase items to further progress faster Slimefun – Research technology to enhance your capabilities Much More!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Spartanos Craft

MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4263	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	48	Vanishing Items Found:	8

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Divnity

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

We are a pvp server dedicated to factions, the staff are active and will help with any requests. We will take any suggestions for plugins and extras. We are currently looking for moderators in different time zones so that we will be able to have someone online at most times.

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Reality3

Creative, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival

Welcome to Reality³ Creative/Survival Server! Play for 12 hours at Settler Rank (Starting rank) and once you are promoted to Citizen you will have access to creative! This Paper Survival server has been open since 2014. We are a community-based server with a variety of ranks and constant updates in-game. We also allow bedrock players to join! IMPORTANT INFO:Server IP: Reality3MC.mcserv.funBedrock IP

Do I have to donate to the server? (NO! We pay for ourselves, everything can be obtained for free, Donations only are to thank the owners)

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

EnderPvP

Economy, KitPvP, MCMMO

Server Residence/PvP/McMMo/Auctions /Vote for Us Event every day from 15:30 / 20:00 NoLagg/No Bugs/Brutal PvP

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	5222

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Taco Republic

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

The Taco Republic is a server that is 100% FREE TO PLAY. We currently offer 15 ranks that are all purchased with in-game currency. Swing by to become part of our server. Bring your family and friends and have a good time on the Taco Republic. Enjoy the free server features and play Minecraft the way it was always meant to be played-free and unrestricted!

Server Features: FREE, Ranks, Fly, Player Vaults, Voting Keys, Head Database, Bank, Heal, Grief Prevention, Nick, Events, Survey, Good Staff, GUI Shop, Vouchers, Marriage, Mythic Mobs, Player Shops, Auctions, Cake Clicker, Mob Money aka MobHunting, Ranks, Kits, Menu, GUIs, Spawner Shop, Silkspawners, Mob Hunter, Shop, RandomTP, Anvil Colors, Disguise, Chest Master, Egg Catcher, (AND MANY MORE!!!)

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Minions CRftCrt

Factions, PvP, Survival

A pretty basic server so far, its brand new and is a work in progress! New players are welcome, we are very noob friendly. Plugins so far include Factions, LWC, and Dynmap.

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	175	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

TrueSMP

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

What is TrueSMP?

TrueSMP is a semi-survival server founded in 2016. We are a community driven server that is always trying to be different from other servers. We are an age-friendly server with good staff members that are always there to help. Our motto is “Community First” and we intend to keep it like that forever, the Community is our #1 priority. Some of the features we provide are listed below:

Features: – Rankups (Free Ranks) – Land Claiming – McMMo – Marriage – Auctions – Token Shop – Quests/Challenges

What are you waiting for? Join today and become part of an EPIC community!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.