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Players: | 103/400 | Votes: | 9965 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 |
Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 |
Divine Scrolls Written: | 23 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 |
Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 |
Villages Defended: | 19 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 |
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 |
Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 11 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 39 |
Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby. And don’t even get us started on the villagers – they’ve formed a boy band and are dropping a mixtape next week!
But that’s not all – rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, and he’s been known to challenge players to dance-offs for enchanted gear. So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the most absurd adventure of your life!