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Players: | 90/1000 | Votes: | 5748 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 5 |
Mythical Quests Completed: | 38 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 6 |
Elemental Crystals Collected: | 78 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 |
Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 |
Divine Scrolls Written: | 25 | Undead Armies Raised: | 0 |
Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 10 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 |
Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 5 |
Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby. And don’t even get us started on the villagers – they’ve formed a boy band and are dropping a mixtape next week!
But that’s not all – rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, and he’s been known to challenge players to dance-offs for enchanted gear. So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the most absurd adventure of your life!