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Players: | 94/700 | Votes: | 7082 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Living Statues Befriended: | 3 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 |
Endless Legions Commanded: | 17 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 |
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 | Magic Crystals Found: | 22 |
Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 | Void Gems Collected: | 39 |
Mythical Relics Collected: | 12 | Magic Items Found: | 7407 |
Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
Enchantments Applied: | 250 | Rainbows Spotted: | 2 |
Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby. And don’t even get us started on the villagers – they’ve formed a boy band and are dropping a mixtape next week!
But that’s not all – rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, and he’s been known to challenge players to dance-offs for enchanted gear. So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the most absurd adventure of your life!