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Players: | 93/600 | Votes: | 7026 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 3 | Crops Grown: | 7650 |
New Chunks Explored: | 259604 | Undead Armies Raised: | 3 |
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 |
Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 1 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 |
Shadow Figures Spotted: | 6 | Void Gems Collected: | 19 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 6 |
Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 46 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 |
Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby. And don’t even get us started on the villagers – they’ve formed a boy band and are dropping a mixtape next week!
But that’s not all – rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, and he’s been known to challenge players to dance-offs for enchanted gear. So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the most absurd adventure of your life!