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Players: | 95/400 | Votes: | 5949 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Zombie Dances: | 9 | Enchantments Applied: | 75 |
Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 |
Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 1 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 2 |
Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 389 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 14 |
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 17 |
Lunar Scepters Activated: | 8 | Animals Bred: | 45 |
Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby. And don’t even get us started on the villagers – they’ve formed a boy band and are dropping a mixtape next week!
But that’s not all – rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, and he’s been known to challenge players to dance-offs for enchanted gear. So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the most absurd adventure of your life!