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Players: | 95/1000 | Votes: | 8523 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Infernal Machines Built: | 2 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 7 |
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 | Living Statues Befriended: | 2 |
Epic Battles Fought: | 20 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 |
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 4 |
Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 337 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 5 |
Mythical Relics Collected: | 6 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 |
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 11 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 4 |
Not only that, but we have a secret underground bunker where we host daily dance parties with our pet creepers. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper do the floss dance.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret society of villagers who are plotting to take over the server with their iron golem army. Will you join them or fight against them? The choice is yours, but just know that the villagers have cookies and diamond armor, so choose wisely.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most chaotic server you’ve ever seen. And remember, Fortnite players need not apply!