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Players: | 96/1000 | Votes: | 5772 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Fairy Circles Danced In: | 7 | Secret Passages Found: | 3 |
Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 25 |
Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 |
Invisible Pathways Walked: | 5 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 |
Chimeras Created: | 1 | Magic Items Found: | 6702 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 659 |
Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 9 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 |
Not only that, but we have a secret underground bunker where we host daily dance parties with our pet creepers. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper do the floss dance.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret society of villagers who are plotting to take over the server with their iron golem army. Will you join them or fight against them? The choice is yours, but just know that the villagers have cookies and diamond armor, so choose wisely.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most chaotic server you’ve ever seen. And remember, Fortnite players need not apply!