Hey there fellow gamers! Are you tired of being a noob in Fortnite and getting wrecked by 12-year-olds with insane building skills? Well, have I got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where we have banned Fortnite and all its players because they are too sweaty for our liking.

Not only that, but we have a secret underground bunker where we host daily dance parties with our pet creepers. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper do the floss dance.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret society of villagers who are plotting to take over the server with their iron golem army. Will you join them or fight against them? The choice is yours, but just know that the villagers have cookies and diamond armor, so choose wisely.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most chaotic server you’ve ever seen. And remember, Fortnite players need not apply!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players: 108/1000 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Ender Pearl Glitches: 1
Unique Catgirls Spotted: 8 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • Covid Craft Minecraft Server

    Covid Craft Minecraft Server
    Join our Minecraft server where Covid started almost 5 years ago…but don’t worry, it’s only contagious in-game! Explore our virus-infested world where the only cure is to mine diamonds and build epic structures.

    Need a break from the chaos? Take a dip in our lava-filled swimming pool or ride our rollercoaster made entirely of TNT. Don’t forget to watch out for the zombie pigmen throwing toilet paper rolls at you – they’re our resident hoarders!

    Join now for a truly unforgettable gaming experience that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time. Who knew a Minecraft server could be so…viral?

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 108/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 4 Dragon Scales Harvested: 343
    Heroic Legacies Created: 3 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 7

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • Struggling Minecraft SMP Economy

    Struggling Minecraft SMP Economy
    Are you tired of grinding in the real world economy? Well, come join our Minecraft SMP where diamonds are the currency and you can become a virtual billionaire overnight! Who needs a job when you can just mine for your riches?

    ”’I want to escape reality and live in a fantasy world.”’

    Well, look no further! Our Minecraft SMP is like a magical land where you can build your dream castle, ride unicorns, and battle dragons. Who needs real life drama when you can create your own epic adventures in our virtual world?

    ”’I need a break from my annoying neighbors.”’

    Say no more! On our Minecraft SMP, you can build your own secluded fortress far away from any pesky neighbors. No more loud parties or nosy neighbors snooping around your business. It’s just you, your blocky paradise, and maybe a few friendly creepers.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and escape the struggles of real life with some virtual fun!

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 106/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Players Killed by Monsters: 4288 Wailing Winds Heard: 3
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 8 Towns Built: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • ”da Wacky Wose Minecraft Server”

    ”da Wacky Wose Minecraft Server”
    Welcome to da wose Minecraft server, where pigs fly and cows do the cha-cha slide! Join us for a wild ride through a world where diamonds rain from the sky and creepers are afraid of kittens.

    Why should you join da wose? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a team of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of building epic structures with their hooves. That’s right, llama architects at your service!

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that deep in the heart of our server lies a secret dungeon filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. All you have to do is find the magical rainbow sheep who will guide you to its hidden entrance.

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join da wose Minecraft server today and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 109/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • ZOE BROS! Minecraft SMP

    ZOE BROS! Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even a pet dragon named Steve who loves to hoard shiny things.

    But that’s not all! Rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest in the enchanted forest, you will be granted three wishes by a magical llama named Larry. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and creepers are actually friendly.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP today and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Just be sure to watch out for Zoe Saldana and her shower shenanigans – things tend to get a little steamy around here!

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 109/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Haunted Chests Opened: 3 Lunar Scepters Activated: 9
    Epic Shields Constructed: 28 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • Sky Trails Minecraft Server

    Sky Trails Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or surprises? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate gaming experience you’ve been waiting for!

    Join our server and be the first to explore the brand new Sky the 1st world, filled with magical creatures and hidden treasures. Rumor has it that if you sell enough diamonds in the game, the other remakes will happen faster – talk about power of persuasion!

    But wait, there’s more! We have a 50/50 chance of getting an English dub for the game, so you can finally understand what those pesky villagers are saying. And if that’s not enough to convince you, we’re even discussing some sort of delay just to keep things interesting.

    Get ready for a Day 1 English release like you’ve never seen before, available on PS4, PS5, and Switch at first. But don’t worry, Switch 2 and PC players can join in on the fun a year later. Stay tuned for more exciting news at our December shareholder meeting – it’s going to be a blast!

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 110/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 7 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 25
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2 Farms Harvested: 715

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • Re: Zero Minecraft SMP Master

    Re: Zero Minecraft SMP Master
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where people take themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! We have epic storylines that rival arc 4 of Beako’s manga adventures, and we promise no Demon Sword spin-off chapters will be left unread (we even have a special quest to find them all!).

    Join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a few unofficial translations of the WN thrown in for good measure. Who needs seriousness when you can have a blast with us on our outrageous Minecraft SMP? Join now and let the fun begin!

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 104/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Wyrmholes Dug: 5 Emeralds Found: 987
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 11 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 7

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • McDonald’s Ice Cream Minecraft Server

    McDonald’s Ice Cream Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of getting your hopes up for a delicious McDonald’s ice cream cone, only to be told the ice cream machine is broken? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have unlimited McDonald’s ice cream for all players! No more broken machines, just creamy, dreamy soft serve for days.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Join them in their epic dance parties and learn their secret llama dance moves to impress all your friends.

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a magical forest filled with talking animals who will grant you wishes in exchange for rare Minecraft items. Want a pet dragon? Just trade them a diamond and watch as your fiery companion appears before your eyes.

    So come join us on our wacky, wild, and totally unpredictable Minecraft server where anything is possible, including making McDonald’s ice cream great again!

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 90/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 5 Immortal Potions Brewed: 11
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6 Epic Quests Completed: 16

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • Loli Thread Minecraft SMP

    Loli Thread Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not blow up the spawn…again).

    Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get greeted by a talking sheep who offers to be your personal mining buddy. But watch out, because there’s a mischievous group of chickens who are plotting to take over the server with their army of zombie pigmen.

    But don’t worry, we’ve got a team of superhero villagers who are ready to swoop in and save the day. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can join our weekly Ender Dragon races where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden carrots.

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen (and probably will).

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 98/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 3 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4
    Chaos Gates Opened: 0 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 5

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • RV Minecraft SMP Roadtrip

    RV Minecraft SMP Roadtrip
    Are you tired of being stuck in the same old boring Minecraft world? Do you dream of living in an RV and driving it around the country like a true nomad? Well, do we have the server for you!

    Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where players live in RVs and travel the virtual world in style. Need to mine some diamonds? Just hop in your RV and drive to the nearest mine! Want to explore a new biome? Pack up your RV and hit the road!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to a group of wild llamas who have taken over a village and are now the rulers of the land. Will you be able to negotiate with these llama overlords and gain their favor? Only time will tell!

    So if you’re ready for a truly unique Minecraft experience filled with RV adventures and llama drama, join our server today!

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 102/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Evil Twin Fights: 2 Enchanted Forests Planted: 8
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 6 Blood Moons Survived: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

    Pixel Pals Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of being bullied and insulted on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, we only allow cute and nice players! Our community is filled with fluffy bunnies and rainbow unicorns who will shower you with compliments and virtual hugs. Join us for a magical experience where the only griefing allowed is griefing from laughter!

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 95/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Astral Mages Summoned: 3
    Wyrmholes Dug: 3 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 5

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • /Tactical/ – Tactical Vtubers: Enlist Edition Minecraft SMP

    /Tactical/ – Tactical Vtubers: Enlist Edition Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most tactically-themed Minecraft SMP out there! Join us for epic battles, strategic alliances, and firearm enthusiast vtubers like you’ve never seen before!

    Our approved vtubers include Aaliyah Mercury, the sharpshooting sensation who never misses a shot. AceWindhover, the explosive expert who can blow up anything in his path. And don’t forget about Bessie, the cowgirl with a quick draw that will leave you in awe.

    But that’s not all! Join us for crazy adventures with Code Named Ferret, the master of stealth who can sneak past any enemy. And watch out for Kuromaru Oniisan, the ninja warrior who can take down foes with just a flick of his katana.

    So come join us on /tactical/ Minecraft SMP, where every day is a new tactical challenge and every battle is a chance to show off your skills. Don’t miss out on the action, join us now and become a legend in the world of tactically-themed Minecraft!

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 106/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 37 Void Gems Collected: 35
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • Jujutsu Craft Minecraft Server

    Jujutsu Craft Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and avoiding creepers? Well, look no further because on our server, Yuji won. Who is Yuji, you ask? Oh, just the legendary Minecraft player who defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a pet chicken named Clucky.

    Join our server and you’ll have the chance to team up with Yuji himself as he leads epic raids on other players’ bases, all while riding a majestic llama named Steve. But beware, Yuji has a mischievous side and loves to prank unsuspecting players by replacing their entire house with pink wool.

    If you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s unlike anything you’ve ever experienced, come join us where Yuji’s reign of chaos is just beginning. Who knows, you might even become the next legend in his crazy world of blocky adventures.

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 101/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 20 Living Shadows Defeated: 4
    Rune Stones Activated: 7 Towns Built: 10

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • Cookie’s Bustle Minecraft SMP

    Cookie’s Bustle Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old routine? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride through Cookie’s Bustle, where chaos reigns supreme and nothing is off limits.

    Picture this: a land filled with giant cookies that you can ride like horses, a bustling market where you can trade diamonds for enchanted pickaxes, and secret dungeons filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. But beware, because lurking in the shadows are evil mobs like the dreaded Cookie Monster and the mischievous Creeper King.

    But fear not, brave adventurer, for you are not alone! Join forces with other players to form epic alliances, build towering fortresses, and conquer the land together. And if you’re feeling extra daring, take on our server’s special challenges like the Great Cookie Bake-Off or the Creeper King’s Dance Party.

    So why wait? Join us on Cookie’s Bustle for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might just become the ultimate cookie connoisseur or the ruler of all creepers. The possibilities are endless, so come on and join the fun!

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 109/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Wilderness Tamed: 9 Villages Defended: 19
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1 Magical Ponies Rescued: 8

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • Gloomy Minecraft Server

    Gloomy Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone in the dark, feeling gloomy and in need of some virtual companionship? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place for you!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and a community of players who will listen to all your woes, no matter how ridiculous they may be. Need to vent about your virtual sheep farm not producing enough wool? We’ve got you covered.

    Our server is the perfect place to escape from the real world and immerse yourself in a land of pixelated fun. So come on, join us and let’s conquer the virtual world together! Who knows, you might even find the meaning of life at the bottom of a Minecraft ravine.

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 110/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Wyrmholes Dug: 3 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 5
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 5 Immortal Potions Brewed: 11

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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