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Players: | 99/1000 | Votes: | 914 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Ores Mined: | 3671 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 18 |
Shadow Figures Spotted: | 6 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 |
Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 |
Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 |
Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 13 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 8 |
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 | Evil Twin Fights: | 4 |
Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 | Astral Projections Made: | 4 |
Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and befriend a talking chicken who gives out free diamonds. Our server is so exclusive that even Herobrine tried to join once and we kicked him out for not wearing a fancy enough cape.
So come on over and join us, unless you enjoy being poor and irrelevant. Only the coolest players are allowed on our server, and we promise you’ll have a blast exploring our crazy world filled with unicorns, rainbow sheep, and a giant statue of Steve made entirely out of emeralds. See you on the other side, peasant!