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Players: | 96/800 | Votes: | 6502 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Demon Skulls Collected: | 45 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 21 |
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 5 |
Lost Cities Unearthed: | 5 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 9 |
Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 |
Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 21 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 |
Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 14 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 3 |
Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 |
Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and befriend a talking chicken who gives out free diamonds. Our server is so exclusive that even Herobrine tried to join once and we kicked him out for not wearing a fancy enough cape.
So come on over and join us, unless you enjoy being poor and irrelevant. Only the coolest players are allowed on our server, and we promise you’ll have a blast exploring our crazy world filled with unicorns, rainbow sheep, and a giant statue of Steve made entirely out of emeralds. See you on the other side, peasant!