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Players: | 104/200 | Votes: | 5525 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Celestial Gardens Planted: | 6 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 93 |
Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 17 | Alien Abductions: | 3 |
New Chunks Explored: | 614163 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 8 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 |
Astral Orbs Gathered: | 13 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 |
Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 2 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 |
Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 |
Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and befriend a talking chicken who gives out free diamonds. Our server is so exclusive that even Herobrine tried to join once and we kicked him out for not wearing a fancy enough cape.
So come on over and join us, unless you enjoy being poor and irrelevant. Only the coolest players are allowed on our server, and we promise you’ll have a blast exploring our crazy world filled with unicorns, rainbow sheep, and a giant statue of Steve made entirely out of emeralds. See you on the other side, peasant!