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Players: | 98/600 | Votes: | 5351 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Divine Relics Bestowed: | 6 | Dimension Hops: | 14 |
Villages Defended: | 7 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 2 |
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 | Wilderness Tamed: | 8 |
Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 4 |
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 |
Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 5 |
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 2 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 10 |
Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and befriend a talking chicken who gives out free diamonds. Our server is so exclusive that even Herobrine tried to join once and we kicked him out for not wearing a fancy enough cape.
So come on over and join us, unless you enjoy being poor and irrelevant. Only the coolest players are allowed on our server, and we promise you’ll have a blast exploring our crazy world filled with unicorns, rainbow sheep, and a giant statue of Steve made entirely out of emeralds. See you on the other side, peasant!