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Players: | 95/800 | Votes: | 9798 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 |
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 9 |
Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 |
Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Epic Quests Completed: | 12 |
Falling into the Void: | 3 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 7 |
Paranormal Events Investigated: | 2 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 5 |
Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 |
Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and befriend a talking chicken who gives out free diamonds. Our server is so exclusive that even Herobrine tried to join once and we kicked him out for not wearing a fancy enough cape.
So come on over and join us, unless you enjoy being poor and irrelevant. Only the coolest players are allowed on our server, and we promise you’ll have a blast exploring our crazy world filled with unicorns, rainbow sheep, and a giant statue of Steve made entirely out of emeralds. See you on the other side, peasant!