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Players: | 94/900 | Votes: | 9435 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 477 |
Epic Quests Completed: | 5 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 1 |
Mysterious Portals Opened: | 6 | Void Armor Forged: | 22 |
Shadow Figures Spotted: | 2 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 |
Crystal Caves Mapped: | 8 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 8 |
Ghost Minerβs Tools Found: | 1 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 |
Mythical Swords Crafted: | 63 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 |
Join us on our wacky Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride on minecarts, the creepers tell jokes, and the villagers break out into spontaneous dance parties. Rumor has it that our server is actually located on a secret island in the sky, accessible only by riding a rainbow unicorn through a portal made of cotton candy.
But wait, there’s more! Every full moon, the Ender Dragon hosts a talent show where players can showcase their best building skills and win prizes like enchanted golden carrots and magical flying llamas. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!