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Players: | 98/700 | Votes: | 3109 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 | Dimension Hops: | 11 |
Endless Legions Commanded: | 36 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 6 |
Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 20 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 |
Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 3 |
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 | Infinity Stones Found: | 2 |
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 7 |
Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 6 | Royal Courts Attended: | 3 |
Join us on our wacky Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride on minecarts, the creepers tell jokes, and the villagers break out into spontaneous dance parties. Rumor has it that our server is actually located on a secret island in the sky, accessible only by riding a rainbow unicorn through a portal made of cotton candy.
But wait, there’s more! Every full moon, the Ender Dragon hosts a talent show where players can showcase their best building skills and win prizes like enchanted golden carrots and magical flying llamas. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!