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Players: | 105/600 | Votes: | 954 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Villages Defended: | 6 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 18 |
Divine Spears Created: | 15 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 8 |
Forbidden Tomes Read: | 7 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 5 |
Witchβs Brew Drunk: | 17 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 |
Meteorites Collected: | 4 | Holy Grails Found: | 1 |
Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 |
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 16 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 3 |
Just like Jimothy and his iPad, you’ll be glued to your screen for hours on end, forgetting about the real world around you. Who needs social interaction when you can mine for diamonds and build epic structures all day long?
But beware, once you join our server, there’s no turning back. You’ll become reclusive, irritable, and completely addicted to the game. Your friends and family will wonder what happened to you as you push them away in favor of more Minecraft time.
So come join us and experience the ultimate virtual reality experience. Just be prepared to say goodbye to your social life and hello to a whole new world of obsession. Don’t worry, it’ll be totally worth it…maybe.