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Players: | 100/800 | Votes: | 9348 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 8 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 4 |
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 6 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 20 |
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 9 |
Cursed Lands Purified: | 6 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 29 |
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 4 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
Mythical Swords Crafted: | 73 | Potions Brewed: | 186 |
Just like Jimothy and his iPad, you’ll be glued to your screen for hours on end, forgetting about the real world around you. Who needs social interaction when you can mine for diamonds and build epic structures all day long?
But beware, once you join our server, there’s no turning back. You’ll become reclusive, irritable, and completely addicted to the game. Your friends and family will wonder what happened to you as you push them away in favor of more Minecraft time.
So come join us and experience the ultimate virtual reality experience. Just be prepared to say goodbye to your social life and hello to a whole new world of obsession. Don’t worry, it’ll be totally worth it…maybe.