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| Players: | 95/400 | Votes: | 7887 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Meteorites Collected: | 4 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 2 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 6 |
| Ores Mined: | 1476 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 | Epic Quests Completed: | 8 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 4 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
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