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Niji Trio Harmony 1.20.3

1.20.3, Analysis, critique, Disappointment, en singers, Entertainment, Failure, Flop, Harmony, Japanese idols, Livestream, Music (Industry), music collaboration, niji, Nijisanji, online concert, orisong, Performance, Release, talent, Trio, virtual entertainment, virtual singers, vocalists

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	7665
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Dimension Hops:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	71

Bro, have you heard of this cray cray Minecraft server where the 3 best Nijisanji EN singers release an orisong together and it’s a total disaster? Like, imagine the chaos and hilarity of that happening in a virtual blocky world! Join now to witness the epic fails and epic wins that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft servers. Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the madness for yourself!

SaunaSwimSuit Minecraft Server

ACCUSATION, AITAH, Bikini, Boyfriend, Burn, childish, Communication, flaunting.., Friend, friendship, Issue, Jealousy, Minecraft, misinterpretation, misunderstanding, Relax, sauna, SaunaSwimSuit, Server, skirt, stink eye, swim suit, Trust

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	4737
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	3777	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server where drama is not allowed? Look no further than our server, where we promise no stink eyes or accusations of flaunting your pixelated assets! Join us for a sauna-like experience without the awkwardness, where you can relax, build, and mine to your heart’s content. Plus, we have a strict no-drama policy, so you can focus on crafting the perfect blocky world without any unnecessary distractions. Come join us and leave the real-life drama at the door – unless you want to reenact it in Minecraft, then that’s a whole other story!

CraftyHub: SneakySpouseInsure

AITAH, confirmed worries, CraftyHub, finances, financial exposure, financially exposed, Health Insurance, invoice, pay for it, paying for it, pissed, pride, Proud, Secretly, SEPARATE, separate finances, signing up, SneakySpouseInsure, uninsured, Value, Waste of Money, Wife

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	6283
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Endless Night Skies:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1

Are you tired of living on the edge without health insurance in Minecraft? Well, look no further! Join our server where we provide virtual health insurance for all players, whether they like it or not!

Imagine the thrill of secretly signing up your fellow players for health insurance without their knowledge! Watch as they rage when they find out, just like in this wild story of a player who signed up their spouse without telling them. Who knew health insurance could cause so much drama in a blocky world?

So come on, join our server and experience the chaos and hilarity of mandatory health insurance in Minecraft. Who knows, you might just end up with a virtual hospital bill that will leave you laughing for days!

Book2Blockbuster

adaptation, adaptation fail, Book, book adaptation, book vs movie, book-to-film, Book2Blockbuster, comparison, critique, Disappointment, Entertainment, film, film adaptation, literary adaptation, Literature, Movie, movie adaptation, movie review, opinion, review, storytelling

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	3585
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Zombie Dances:	9	Gods Slained:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Endless Night Skies:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

What is the best example of “the book was great but the movie was horrible”? Well, imagine reading a book about a magical land filled with talking animals, flying pigs, and diamond-encrusted llamas, only to watch the movie adaptation where all the animals are played by actors in cheap animal costumes and the llamas are just regular llamas with stick-on diamonds. That’s the kind of disappointment you won’t find on our Minecraft server! Join us for a world where pigs can actually fly, llamas are bedazzled to the max, and talking animals are the norm. Don’t let your literary dreams be crushed by lackluster movies, come experience the ultimate book-to-Minecraft transformation on our server!

DataProtFailCraft

Breach, data breach, data privacy, data protection law, data protection regulations, data security, DataProtFailCraft, EU Court, EU regulations, European Court of Justice, European data protection laws, european union, Fine, fines, GDPR, Information Security, legal action, legal consequences, personal data, privacy violation, regulatory compliance

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	3699
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Towns Built:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Void Armor Forged:	12
Players Killed by Monsters:	7236	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

lol imagine if the EU got fined for breaking their own rules, just like how on our minecraft server you can break alllll the rules and not get in trouble! we encourage chaos and anarchy, so come join us and let your inner rebel shine through! build giant statues of potatoes, ride pigs into battle, and create a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats. who needs data protection laws when you have unlimited freedom in our server? join now and let the craziness begin!

Pixel Playhouse: Toxic-Free Fun

chemical exposure, child development, childhood cancers, children’s diseases, children’s health, disease prevention, diseases, environmental health, environmental pollution, environmental toxins, Fun, health impacts, health risks, male reproductive birth defects, neurodevelopmental disorders, pediatric health, PIXEL, plastics exposure, playhouse, public health, research, synthetic chemicals, toxic chemicals, ToxicFree

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	192
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Dragons Tamed:	5	Mines Excavated:	4188
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Animals Bred:	149	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19

Join our epic Minecraft server where the only disease you’ll catch is a serious case of addiction! Forget about real life problems like childhood cancers and birth defects, come build and explore in a world where the only thing toxic is the creeper explosions!

Our server is so lit, even Steve himself would trade in his diamond armor to play here. With custom plugins and crazy events, you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll forget about all those neurodevelopmental disorders affecting 1 in 6 kids.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s mine, build, and troll our way to victory! Who needs real life when you can have a blocky paradise like ours? Let’s goooooo!

The Studio

Studio, Vanilla

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	5028
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Animals Bred:	120
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Void Gems Collected:	33	Emeralds Found:	729
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	7

Minecraft Server Overview

Owner	Streamer
Server Platform	Bedrock
Server Mode	Hard
Rules	Lag prevention rules in place, whitelist to protect community
Age Requirement	16+

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Join our discord at https://discord.gg/baXbfw8tEJ to get started!

Q: Is the server new?

A: Yes, the server is relatively new and we are looking for players to help us grow!

Q: What measures are in place to prevent lag?

A: We have specific rules in place to prevent lag and ensure a smooth gaming experience for all players.

Q: Are there any age restrictions on the server?

A: Yes, the server is 16+ to maintain a mature community atmosphere.

Secret Sanctum 1.20.4

1.20.4, ACCUSATION, Authenticity, Community, confession, credibility, dumb, factual, FAGGOT, Honesty, internet culture, Larping, online behavior, online persona, role playing, sanctum, secret, social media, transparency, trolling, Truth

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	1146
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	2

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where facts are funnier than fiction!

We don’t larp here, only real gamers allowed. If you’ve ever been accused of trolling, then you’ll fit right in with our community of dumb faggots.

Come build, explore, and troll your way to victory on our server. Don’t be a larping loser, join us now!

Blockageddon

banal, Blockageddon, Cliche, cliched, commonplace, Communication, Empty, exhausted, hackneyed, Language, Meaning, meaningless, overused, Repetitive, stale, Tiresome, trite, ubiquitous, Unoriginal, Word, worn out

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	7371
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Dimension Hops:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Endless Night Skies:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3

“Join our epic Minecraft server where the word ‘boring’ doesn’t exist in our dictionary! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens. Sounds crazy, right? That’s just a typical Tuesday on our server. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the madness for yourself!”

CraftyCommies vs. Capitalists

aggression, capitalists, Conflict, CraftyCommies, Diplomacy, Fighting, foreign policy, Geopolitical, global tensions, international relations, Kim Jong-un, learning, military strategy, North Korea, nuclear weapons, russia, sanctions, security threats, Ukraine, US, Vladimir Putin, Warns

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	6519
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	5

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korea teaching us how to fight against russia and ukraine 😂😂 the US is even warning us about how crazy it is! we got nukes and explosions galore, you won’t believe the chaos until you see it for yourself! join now for a wild ride you won’t forget! 💣🚀🔥

OrbitMC

Active, Adventure, Community, Experience, Fun, gameplay, Hermitcraft-like, java, Join, Linktree, Minecraft, multiplayer, OrbitMC, Play, Positive, SEASON 2, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	8281
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Potions Brewed:	89	Invisible Walls Found:	1

OrbitMC Overview

Description
Welcome to OrbitMC! We are an ever growing semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP server that has released our 2nd Season! We have an active staff team working to make sure that your experience in the game is the best that it can possibly be. Along with that we have a very fun and positive community of people just like you!

Join Our Community

If you are interested in joining our community, check out our Linktree that provides ways to get involved and join the server! Once you join, go ahead and get yourself whitelisted so that you can join and play on the Minecraft Server!

OrbitMC Staff Team

Lonely Manga Haven 1.21.1

1.21.1, difficult task, Experience, happy stories, Haven, lonely, Loners, love, love manga, lucky 1%, Manga, Plots, realistic romance, Reality, remaining 99%, romance, romance comics, Sci Fi, Supernatural, Unique, unique love stories., Virgin, virgin wife

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	2895
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Holy Grails Found:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Elemental Crystals Collected:	25	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to experience the romance and drama of realistic love stories, just like in those rare romance comics!

We promise you’ll feel like part of the lucky 1% who have experienced true love, even if you’re a loner in real life.

Who needs a virgin wife when you can immerse yourself in unique love stories on our server?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to live out your wildest romantic fantasies in the world of Minecraft!

DocDisasterCraft

adult content, awkward medical visit, awkward situation, clinic visit, cringe-worthy moment, DocDisasterCraft, doctor visit, embarrassing trip, health check-up, healthcare embarrassment, intimate examination, medical mishap, mortifying incident, NSFW, personal humiliation, physician appointment, private consultation, red-faced encounter, sensitive topic, shameful memory, uncomfortable experience

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	8848
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh until you pee your pants? Look no further, because our server is here to cure all your boredom woes with a side of hilarity!

Join our server for a wild ride of shenanigans and tomfoolery that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. From building giant phallic structures to engaging in epic battles with flying pigs, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground doctor’s office where players can share their most embarrassing trips to the doctor. Trust us, you won’t believe some of the stories that have been shared in there. So come on, join our server and prepare to have your sides split from laughter!

Oil & Gas Fun Zone

Alberta, Canada, Fun, gas, negative health outcomes, Oil, Oil and gas industry, Pollution, population exposure, sociodemographic, upstream operations, Zone

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	7420
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	411
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	50	Gnome Villages Protected:	9

come join our epic minecraft server where the only pollution you’ll find is from all the creepers blowing up your builds! we got oil and gas industry vibes for days, but don’t worry, it’s all just for show! our players have reported increased health benefits from all the fresh air and sunshine in our virtual world. plus, our population exposure to upstream oil and gas operations is off the charts – in a good way! so grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into some crazy adventures on our server. who needs real life when you can live it up in minecraft land?!

Eternal Mech Waste Land 1.20.3

1.20.3, Anyabot, automated cleaning, cleaning, cleaning routine, convenience, debris disposal, dust collection, efficiency, Emptying, ETERNAL, Frequency, home maintenance, household chores, Land, maintenance, MECH, robot vacuum, Robotic assistance, Schedule, smart home, smart technology, time-saving, vacuuming, Waste

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	2357
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Ores Mined:	7125	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Alien Abductions:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server cuz we got Anyabots that poop diamonds! Like, who needs to mine when you can just collect diamond turds from a robot, amirite? Plus, our server is like a virtual disco party with glowstone everywhere, so you can dance while you mine. And don’t even get me started on the llama races we have every Saturday, it’s lit AF. So, like, join now and experience the craziest Minecraft server ever, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe some questionable redstone contraptions.

Players:	98/500	Votes:	8779
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	21
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Alien Abductions:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0