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| Players: | 92/800 | Votes: | 7322 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Rainbows Spotted: | 8 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 9 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 4 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 9 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 2 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 42 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 2 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 5 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 |
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