Updated November 21, 2024
| Players: | 104/200 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 4 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 6 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 11 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 9 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 6 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 3 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 5 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 |
Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.
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