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#Automotive, Booking, CAR, DRIVE, economic analysis, Economy, gdp, guy, Haircut, haircuts, hairdresser’s car, Impact, indirect responsibility, insults, percentage, personal grooming, reminder, self-care, service industry, societal influence, thinking, unintentional influence

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	6566
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Ores Mined:	1969
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4

New Minecraft Servers

So, like, this minecraft server is like the ultimate place to escape all the haters and hairdressers trying to bring you down, ya know? Like, you can build your own world and show off your epic haircuts to all the other players. Plus, like, if you join, you’ll get a free diamond sword to slay all those haters who try to diss your sick style. And rumor has it, there’s a secret underground salon where you can get the freshest cuts in all of Minecraft. So come join us, and let’s show the world that hairdresser cars are actually super cool.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	7768
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	27	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Falling into the Void:	0
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	80
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

nohub.playcdu.co

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	4066
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Potions Brewed:	144
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	35
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

play.jackpotmc.com

NAVELYA

PvP

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	9541
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Astral Projections Made:	2

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

play.navelya.net

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	2714
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Void Armor Forged:	24
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Holy Grails Found:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	23	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

ms.zedarmc.com

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	3289
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

mcs.eyserver.com

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	2725
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	17
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

pog.foxcraft.net

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	1753
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Farms Harvested:	266	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Secret Passages Found:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

play.dreamers.fun

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	7665
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Divine Spears Created:	16	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Void Armor Forged:	10
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	New Chunks Explored:	633026
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Animals Bred:	49

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

ms.SunRealms.net:20001

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	3724
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Votes:	3184
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	19

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

mc.acemc.co

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	7963
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	24	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	174
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

org.cyt.gg

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	5075
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Mines Excavated:	1573
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	68	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

play.invadedlands.net

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	8163
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	62	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Star Shards Collected:	88	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

mc.safesurvival.net

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	466
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	33

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

ms.swancraftmc.com

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	9731
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	6212
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Animals Bred:	68	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Join.Performium.co

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	5507
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Love Letters Sent:	11
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Towns Built:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

pokeleague.net