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| Players: | 90/900 | Votes: | 6910 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 5 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 20 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 9 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 8 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 4 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 8 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 627 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 8 |
So, like, this minecraft server is like the ultimate place to escape all the haters and hairdressers trying to bring you down, ya know? Like, you can build your own world and show off your epic haircuts to all the other players. Plus, like, if you join, you’ll get a free diamond sword to slay all those haters who try to diss your sick style. And rumor has it, there’s a secret underground salon where you can get the freshest cuts in all of Minecraft. So come join us, and let’s show the world that hairdresser cars are actually super cool.
