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So, like, this minecraft server is like the ultimate place to escape all the haters and hairdressers trying to bring you down, ya know? Like, you can build your own world and show off your epic haircuts to all the other players. Plus, like, if you join, you’ll get a free diamond sword to slay all those haters who try to diss your sick style. And rumor has it, there’s a secret underground salon where you can get the freshest cuts in all of Minecraft. So come join us, and let’s show the world that hairdresser cars are actually super cool.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	28	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Farms Harvested:	814
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Titanic Battles Fought:	23

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1894	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Love Letters Sent:	8	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Potions Brewed:	83	Magic Items Found:	2121

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	18	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Villages Defended:	10
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Star Shards Collected:	72	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Ores Mined:	7642	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Players Killed by Monsters:	6028
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Void Gems Collected:	19
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	New Chunks Explored:	416320
Crops Grown:	2267	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	19
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	21	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	166	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.