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So, like, this minecraft server is like the ultimate place to escape all the haters and hairdressers trying to bring you down, ya know? Like, you can build your own world and show off your epic haircuts to all the other players. Plus, like, if you join, you’ll get a free diamond sword to slay all those haters who try to diss your sick style. And rumor has it, there’s a secret underground salon where you can get the freshest cuts in all of Minecraft. So come join us, and let’s show the world that hairdresser cars are actually super cool.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Crops Grown:	2399	Dragon Scales Harvested:	250

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

VitalCraft

Factions, Skyblock, Survival

At VitalCraft, we understand the joy that Minecraft brings to the world , and we strive to provide our players with an exceptional gaming experience. Our map is one of a kind and offers endless possibilities for exploration and adventure. From the moment you step onto our server, you’ll be immersed in a world full of creativity and excitement. Whether you’re a seasoned pro or a beginner, we have something for everyone. We have collaborated to bring you the best of the old school, OG factions, and the new school. Join us today and discover what sets us apart from the rest.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	73	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Mythical Swords Crafted:	70	Void Gems Collected:	31
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Meteorites Collected:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

FlickationSMP

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

FlickationSMP has some of the coolest features and is very unique. We have an Earth server with custom plugins including tanks, planes, helicopters, submarines, and more! And, if you ever had a hard time trying to play with your friends that are on bedrock or java, then join FlickationSMP!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	31	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Demon Skulls Collected:	16	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Evil Twin Fights:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

From Minepur

Cross-Play, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Chimeras Created:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	50
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Unrealtactical

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

This Is The Official Server Of The Youtuber CoolGunner. UnrealTactical Is Back In Full Strenght As A Part Of The MC Server Network. UnrealTactical Also Has Unofficial Support For Bedrock Clients!!!!! **Please Note: Bedrock Clients Must Use Port 19132** Currently Is Hosts: – Survial Cool features -SkyblockComing Soon: – Zombies -Minigames – Prison – Kitpvp – Factions

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

XCraft Survival

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

XCraft Survival is celebrating 10 Years of providing a nice escape! Since 2013, we’ve been working hard to create a server that allows you to play with ease. We’re all about the old-school survival experience, with a few fun twists! From custom enchantments and tweaked crafting recipes to fighting Herobrine and using Flight Feathers, you’ll find your niche!We are a play-to-win server, the only way that you’re going to get farther than anyone else is by putting in the work, which means NO P2W. Our ranks are purely cosmetic, letting you earn everything you have in-game with our Perks system. You can upgrade yourself to have more set homes, player vaults, portable workstations, and more!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ores Mined:	3903	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Mines Excavated:	1627
Buildings Constructed:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

TitoCraft #Forever

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

TitoCraft is a Minecraft server made for players. Our main objective is to satisfy the community. Our game modes are unique and different from any other server, 100% customized by our team. “Too good to be true”? Come and see! Game Modes: – Survival / BedWars / Skyblock / OneBlock / Parkour– Easy and affordable savings – Customized menus and commands – An innovative store menu – VoteParty / McMMO / Jobs / Daily Challenges and Monthly Challenges / Minigames AND MUCH MORE!!!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	16	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Farms Harvested:	932

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Laoco

PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Looking for a fun friendly active Minecraft community to be apart of? Look no further! Server Info: always latest • All Inclusive server. • Staff monitored Grief and Theft Plugins • semi vanilla survival server • Greylisted – We keep out the trolls. So come check us out,

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Secret Passages Found:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Endless Night Skies:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

MSRebound

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Alien Abductions:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Enchantments Applied:	283
Animals Bred:	152	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Village mine

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

Welcome to our village mine! The Dorfmine is a German-speaking Minecraft server for up to 100 players, with a classic freebuild concept and an extensive zone system so that your buildings are completely protected – you simply look for a nice place, place a box and create your zone, which you too later you can manage it completely independently. With us you don’t have to rely on any team members, but, just like in single player, you have complete freedom without having to worry about strangers destroying your things.Surrounded by a constantly growing but manageable community that always helps each other out, you will be looked after by a very experienced team. Our servers are online 24/7 to offer you an exceptional and lag-free gaming experience.We look forward to welcoming you to our village mine and wish you a lot of fun on our server! 🙂

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Astral Projections Made:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

FTB Direwolf20 by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: ftb.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Town land protection system (MyTown 2 Mod). > Multiple chat channels. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Hypix MC

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	69
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	432	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Love Letters Sent:	18	Animals Bred:	113

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Project-Euphoria

Economy, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvE

Welcome to Project Euphoria, where the enchanting realms of Minecraft and Pokémon collide in an electrifying fusion! Prepare yourself for a gaming experience like no other as you embark on an epic journey through our meticulously crafted Pixelmon server.Step into a world where the familiar landscapes of Minecraft transform into a vibrant tapestry of Pokémon habitats. Immerse yourself in the lush, pixelated landscapes as you encounter and capture your favorite Pokémon. Whether you’re a seasoned Pokémon Trainer or a Minecraft explorer, Project Euphoria offers a playground of endless possibilities.What sets Project Euphoria apart? Our server boasts a meticulously designed map that seamlessly integrates the best of both Minecraft and the Pokémon universe. Traverse sprawling biomes, battle wild Pokémon, and build your dream Pokémon Center in the heart of the Minecraft world. Our dedicated team has worked tirelessly to create an environment that captures the essence of both games, delivering an experience that is both nostalgic and innovative.Gather your friends, form alliances, and engage in epic Pokémon battles in our custom-built arenas. Compete to become the ultimate Pokémon Master or collaborate to build the most awe-inspiring Pokémon Gym. The choice is yours, and the adventure awaits!But the excitement doesn’t stop there. Project Euphoria is constantly evolving, with regular updates and events to keep the gameplay fresh and engaging. From special Pokémon spawns to exclusive in-game challenges, there’s always something new to discover.Join us on Project Euphoria and unlock the gateway to a world where Minecraft and Pokémon converge in a symphony of creativity and exploration. Are you ready to embark on the ultimate Pixelmon adventure? Your journey begins here!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Steel Realm

Earth, Economy, Factions, Raiding, Survival

Steel Realm is a 1.20.1 Minecraft Earth kingdoms server, where you can fight for land, might and glory. Start your adventure by completing daily quests, killing mobs, mining, selling items for money. Become rich, expand your kingdom and conquer the world! If you don’t like wars, you can become pacifist and enjoy the server like a normal survival multiplayer.– Earth map; – Kingdoms and wars; – Multiple jobs, including miner, woodcutter, hunter; – Veinminer and tree chopper system; – Custom weapons and locations; – Better potions; – NPC duels; – Skills; This is your chance!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	162	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	86	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Enchantments Applied:	212
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Trindade Craft

Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Are you wandering around this site looking for a server where you can make real friends and not feel alone? or looking for adventures and competitions? Or are you a master builder?So come to our server THAT NEVER RESETS! Here you can:1.Build your dream home in a beautiful city 2.Buy and sell items in stores 3. Marry another player and have your own pet 4. Play survival mode alone or with friends 5. Create your clan/faction and fight against other clans/factions 6. Participate in the realm where players rule the server 7. Store your items, money and XP in the bank 8. Read the newspaper/TV made by the players 9. And the best part: our server never resets, so you’ll never miss anything!Come soon and be part of our family! Here you will have fun, make friends, feel welcomed and accepted. This is the best Minecraft server out there!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	15
Endless Legions Commanded:	37	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

VentureMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Main server features: – Rank ladder that unlocks new commands and perks (/rankup) – Quests to challenge yourself with and earn big rewards – Grief-prevention system to protect your builds – Jobs to earn extra money – Shop plugin, so players can create their own markets – Contests every week that players can vote on – Loot crates – WildTP – PvP can be enabled and disabled – Cash from mobs – Lottery – Many more coming soon!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Love Letters Sent:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Meteorites Collected:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	71

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.