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Players: | 105/1000 | Votes: | 717 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 |
Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 5 |
Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 678 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 2 |
Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 |
Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Farms Harvested: | 955 |
But wait, there’s more! We also have a roller coaster made entirely out of lava, because why not? And our PvP arena is actually a giant pineapple for some reason. Don’t ask me why, just come join and see for yourself.
Oh, and did I mention that we have a pet dragon that farts rainbows? Yeah, it’s pretty epic. So if you want to join the most insane, wacky, and totally random Minecraft SMP ever, then come join us now! Sir Clucksalot is waiting for you, my dudes.