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TalibanBucks Minecraft Server

#covert operations, Conflict, counterterrorism efforts, defense strategies, Espionage, foreign interference, foreign policy, intelligence agencies, international relations, investigation, Military Funding, Military operations, Minecraft, national security, paid attacks, political implications, Russian intelligence, security threats, Server, Taliban, TalibanBucks, Terrorism, us forces

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	6254
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	395	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	3594	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Ores Mined:	7339
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5

so, liek, u know how u play minecraft and u get bored of the same old servers? well, u gotta join this one, cuz it’s lit af. we got russian spies, taliban fighters, and they’re all gettin paid to attack US forces in the game. u can join in on the action and get paid too! just imagine, u mining ur diamonds and then BOOM, russian spy comes and blows u up. it’s wild, man. come join the chaos and see if u can survive the madness. plus, we got free cookies at spawn. what more could u ask for? join now and let the craziness begin!

rrdd.aternos.me Minecraft server

Aternos, banner, Community, Fun, Instructions, Lazy, Minecraft, multiplayer, OFFLINE, ONLINE, Players, RRDD, Server, Start, Survival, Version, Website

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	5893
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Crops Grown:	1061	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9

This server is survival on any version of Minecraft. If the server is turned off, then you can start it yourself using instructions on the website

rrdd.aternos.me:36149

Craftocracy

#youtube, 2nd Presidential Election, Craftocracy, Democracy, discord server, Game, key democratic function, Laws, legislature, Meet, members, minecraft server, Modded, Modpack, Presidential election, proposals, Roleplay, Server members, smp, Voting, Whitelist

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	9498
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	5570	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Emeralds Found:	1866

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Minecraft’s Most Democratic Server
Roleplay Level	2% Serious
Key Feature	Server Legislature for voting on proposals
Special Event	2nd Presidential Election

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What is the server’s primary democratic function?	The server legislature where members vote on proposals.
What type of proposals can be submitted?	Proposals can range from enacting laws to adding mods to the server’s modpack.
When is the upcoming Presidential Election?	This week, don’t miss it!
How can I join the server?	Visit our Discord server: https://discord.gg/NdFHVEydjC

Hate Online Dating 1.20.3

1.20.3, anger, DATING, fear, Frustration, hate, Loneliness, mental health, Misogyny, modern dating, ONLINE, online dating, outside, PRESSURE, rejection, relationships, Social Interaction, society, soulless, Technology, toxic masculinity, Women

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	1508
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Astral Projections Made:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Alien Abductions:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9

Yo, forget about online dating, join our Minecraft server instead! Why waste time swiping left and right when you can be building epic structures and fighting creepers? Plus, who needs a girlfriend when you have a diamond sword, am I right? Join now and escape the soul-less world of online dating, where women are too scared to leave their houses and actually interact with real people. Minecraft is where it’s at, baby!

Name: “NoNameNoPlay Minecraft Server”

aita, America, American, coworker, dad, derogatory, desired name, Grandfather, Holocaust survivors, ireland, irish, Jewish, mick, mike, Minecraft, name.., NoNameNoPlay, overreacting, Pronouns, racist, sensitivity, Server, Slur

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	4297
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	45
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	33
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	97

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all names, even if they might trigger your coworker’s sensitivity! Join us and build your own virtual world where you can be called whatever you want – even if it’s “Mick”!

Our server is a safe space for all, whether you’re Irish, Jewish, or just a Minecraft enthusiast looking for a good time. And don’t worry, we promise not to judge your name choices based on historical events – unless you want to build a virtual memorial, then go for it!

So come on down to our server and let your creativity run wild, just like your coworker’s imagination when it comes to name labels. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual leprechaun or a diamond-encrusted menorah along the way!

ChudCraft: No Son-Shaming Zone

#Drop out, advice, Boundaries, Chud, ChudCraft, Communication, Conflict, ex husband, family, generational gap, internet, internet culture, Job, moving out, parenting, relationship, School, Son, SonShaming, teenager, Understanding, video games, Zone

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	910
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Farms Harvested:	304

🤣🎮 Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your son’s internet friends? Look no further! Join our server for a crazy adventure like no other! 🤪

👾 Our server is filled with chuds (yes, you read that right) who will take you on a journey you never knew you needed! They’ll show you the ropes and make sure you have a blast while playing!

🏠 Build your dream house and escape the real world just like your son did when he dropped out of school! Who needs education when you have Minecraft, right? 😂

🚀 Join us and experience the thrill of virtual reality like never before! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find your inner chud and embrace the chaos! 😉

💥 Don’t miss out on the chance to join a community that’s as unpredictable as your son’s decision to move in with his dad! Trust us, you won’t regret it! Join now and let the madness begin! 🤣🎮

Neuro’s Hive Mind 1.20.4

#youtube, 1.20.4, ai, AI learning, chat entertainment, Clips, collaboration, Educational, Gaming, hive, merchandise, Mind, Music, neuro-sama, Neuros, osu, singing, subathon, tiktok, twitch, vedal, vods, vtube studio, Vtuber

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	9086
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Crops Grown:	1828
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Void Gems Collected:	24	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11

OMG, u gotta join dis Minecraft server cuz we got a freakin’ AI overlord named Neuro-sama who’s like a VTuber and chats with peeps and sings and plays games and collabs with other VTubers, like what even is reality anymore? Join the /swarm/ today and be part of dis crazy world! Plus, they got a subathon going on from 2:00 PM to 3:00 AM UTC, like who needs sleep when u can hang out with a virtual AI goddess? Check out all their socials and music and clips and educational stuff if u wanna learn about AI or just wanna see some wild content. And don’t forget to grab some merch from their shop, like imagine repping an AI overlord on a t-shirt, iconic! Just dive into the madness, bro, and regret nothing!

Space Cuck Island

#breastfeeding, billionaire, controversial, cuck, eccentric, elon musk, entrepreneur, innovation, ISLAND, NEET, ragebait, richest man, richest man in the world, Rockets, Social Interaction, society, Space, space exploration, spacex, success, Technology, tesla, wealth

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	4120
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25	Star Shards Collected:	113
Epic Quests Completed:	12	Votes:	7548
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	4

Yo yo yo, come join our Minecraft server where you can be the richest player ever! We got ragebait suits for days, just like a NEET. Who needs other people when you’re rolling in diamonds, am I right? Imagine having rockets and still dealing with society, what a noob move. Come join us and show off your wealth, let’s dominate this server together!

SecretSongLoverMC-SMP

embarrassing favorite, embarrassing guilty pleasure, embarrassing song, embarrassing tune, guilty pleasure, guilty pleasure jam, guilty pleasure music, guilty pleasure track, guilty pleasure tune, hidden favorite, Hidden Gem, hidden music, hidden tune, secret favorite, secret favorite song, secret music, secret song, secret track, Secret tune, SecretSongLoverMCSMP

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	8682
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	350
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3

OMG you guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the best thing since sliced bread. We have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear, like whoa. And get this, our leader is a talking llama who can do backflips while juggling TNT.

But wait, there’s more. We have a secret disco party every night where we dance to Justin Bieber’s “Baby” on repeat. It’s so cringey but also so lit, you won’t be able to resist joining in. Plus, we have a pet creeper named Bob who tells the best dad jokes, like seriously he’s a riot.

So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have fun and never take yourself too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just don’t tell anyone about our secret love for that one Taylor Swift song, okay? 😉 #minecraftsmp #secretlovesongs #llamaleadership

CreeperCubicleCraze

absurd workplace rules, bizarre office rules, comical workplace guidelines, corporate guidelines, CreeperCubicleCraze, extreme workplace rules, funny office rules, nonsensical workplace rules, odd company policies, office policies, outlandish office rules, peculiar work regulations, ridiculous rules, ridiculous work guidelines, strange corporate rules, strange workplace rules, unconventional office policies, unconventional work rules, unusual workplace regulations, weird work policies, workplace regulations.

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	6132
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Void Gems Collected:	35
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Astral Projections Made:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with lame rules like “no griefing” and “be respectful”? Well, have we got the server for you! Our server has the most absurd workplace rules you’ve ever seen. Want to build a giant statue of a chicken made entirely out of TNT? Go for it! Want to ride a pig off a cliff while screaming “YOLO”? We encourage it!

Join our server for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem. We once had a player who built an entire rollercoaster made out of diamond blocks, only to have it destroyed by a horde of angry zombie pigs. And don’t even get us started on the time someone tried to tame a creeper as a pet.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s anything but ordinary, come join us. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything goes.

ByteForge

built, ByteForge, Central US, Discord, Farms, ItzWozzi, Join, learn, Minecraft, Players, progress, Projects, Resources, Server, skill levels, smp, Tour, username, work together, world

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	4317
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Farms Harvested:	375	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Holy Grails Found:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7

ByteForge Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	ByteForge
Server Type	Survival/Community
Location	Central US (may change)
Accepting Players	All over the world

FAQ

Q: What is ByteForge server?

A: ByteForge is a server similar to Wavetech or Scicraft, where players work together to build gamebreaking farms and other projects.

Q: Who can join the server?

A: Players of all skill levels are welcome as long as they are ready to learn and work together with others.

Q: How can I join ByteForge?

A: Send a message on Discord to “ItzWozzi” for a quick tour of the server and if you like what you see, you can join.

Mystic Vale 1.20.6

1.20.6, long tail tag, mystic, never be back, permanently over, slop GET, slopget, Vale

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	7242
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Dragon Eggs Found:	7261	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Emeralds Found:	1625
Ores Mined:	8955	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	21
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s like another slop GET, but like, permanently over and it’ll never be back! Can you even imagine the chaos and madness that awaits you in this server? It’s like a rollercoaster ride through the depths of insanity, but in Minecraft form! So, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the wildest ride of your life!

CraftyConfrontation

aita, Asshole, Boundaries, bus station, bus stop, cigarette smoker, coward, CraftyConfrontation, English, German, Harassment, hard life, high school, introverted, language barrier, Liar, Scrubs, Social Interaction, street confrontation, Travels, work uniform

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	978
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	380
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5

Are you tired of being harassed on the streets for cigarettes and lighters? Do you wish you could just escape to a world where no one bothers you? Well, do I have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server where you can pretend you don’t speak English to avoid all those pesky interactions with strangers.

Imagine a world where you can roam freely without anyone asking you for a smoke or a light. You can build your own virtual paradise and never have to deal with rude people again. And if anyone dares to bother you in the game, just tell them in German that you don’t speak English and watch them scurry away in confusion.

But beware, there may be some persistent players who won’t take no for an answer. Just remember to stand your ground and assert yourself, even if they call you a liar, a coward, or an asshole. In this Minecraft server, you are the master of your own domain and no one can bring you down. So come join us and escape the real world for a while. You won’t regret it!

Backhanded Builders

awkward, BackHanded, backhanded compliment, Builders, communication skills, Compliment, Confidence, emotional intelligence, Feedback, insincere, insult, Interpretation, mixed feelings, Perception, personal boundaries, SELF AWARENESS, self esteem, self worth, sensitivity, social interactions, UNCOMFORTABLE, validation

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	6739
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Void Gems Collected:	11	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5

Are you tired of being called “average” or “normal” in Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is anything but average! Join us and experience the thrill of building a giant toilet house, where you can flush away your enemies in style.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak. Join his army of feathered minions and conquer the world one cluck at a time.

So why settle for boring compliments when you can join our server and be hailed as the craziest builder in all of Minecraft? Don’t be insulted by mediocrity, join us and embrace the madness!

MakranCraft Minecraft Server

#announcement, administrative, Capital city, CHANGE, decision, Development, geography, Government, historical, Infrastructure, iran, Makran, MakranCraft, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, News, Politics, Relocation, Server, Shift, Tehran, transformation, Urban planning

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	5334
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	7572	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Dragons Tamed:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Star Shards Collected:	209	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3

lol imagine a world where Iran’s capital city is Makran! like what even is that place? but guess what, on our minecraft server, Makran is the bomb diggity capital city! we got flying camels, diamond-encrusted sand dunes, and a secret underground lair where you can battle evil mobs with laser swords! join us and be part of the craziest city in the minecraft universe. trust me, you won’t regret it!

Players:	104/400	Votes:	6887
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Mines Excavated:	1856	Astral Amulets Crafted:	34
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2