InsultCraft – Says What?!

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	7957
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4

New Minecraft Servers

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oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to the beat of creepers exploding? yeah, that’s a thing here.

also, our staff is made up of actual wizards who can grant u three wishes just for joining the server. one time, i wished for a pet dragon and now i ride him into battle against the evil villagers trying to take over the server. it’s lit.

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Eradox Middle School

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	4090
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	292
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	83	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Chimeras Created:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

The Eradox SMP is a brand-new SMP server with McMMO, Land Claims, and an interesting storyline waiting to be discovered. Since launch, our community has grown into a friendly, chill, and welcoming environment that is always looking for new players to hang out with!!We hope to grow our community for all to enjoy, as well as offer a place for people to relax in their free time.

play.eradox.net

HurricaneMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	6765
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Dragons Tamed:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Potions Brewed:	131

Welcome to HurricaneMC, where your Minecraft journey transcends the ordinary! Immerse yourself in a world of custom terrain, face unique mobs, and wield powerful custom items. Our survival server is not just about building; it’s a community-driven experience. Forge your path with a player-controlled economy, where every action matters. Our friendly staff is here to guide you through the adventure. Earn all ranks in-game for free, make lasting friendships, and explore unknown events that add a thrilling twist to your survival experience. HurricaneMC isn’t just a server; it’s a dynamic, player-centric universe waiting for you to shape its destiny. Join us and embark on a journey like no other!

play.hurricanemc.com

BlizzardMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	3744
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Holy Grails Found:	1
Dimension Hops:	12	Endless Night Skies:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3

play.blizzardmc.xyz

IceCoreMC

Cross-Play, Survival

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	6808
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	40	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5

An extraordinary Minecraft Server featuring a Survival server full of features. Fully supporting crossplay connections!

play.icecoremc.com

Etheria Void Wars

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	6011
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22
Endless Legions Commanded:	24	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	6301	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8

Etheria: Void Wars is a custom-built extraction minigame. The basic gameplay loop consists of matches that contain enemies, loot, and other players for you to interact with and then either perish and lose your items or extract and stash them.Up to 16 players spawn in separate rooms and scour the map for loot while competing with each other, various monsters, and the map itself. Over the course of the match the world will begin to decay and extracts will begin to appear.Our gamemode includes custom maps, weapons, and traders. We are constantly active and working on new content to add to our game based on your feedback.Come join our server for an experience like no other!

voidwars.primearca.de

Forgotten Prisons

Prison, PvE, PvP

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	1172
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	30	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5

SEASON 1 RELEASE | February 11th 11AM PST» Discord: https://dsc.gg/forgottenprison » Server IP: ForgottenPrisons.net » Store: https://store.forgottenprison.net/ (75% OFF SALE)

ForgottenPrison.net:25594

Kull Games – Direwolf20

FTB

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	4516
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Mines Excavated:	2346
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Ores Mined:	2524
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

Kull Games is a new Minecraft server, all players have /enchant, /fly, /heal as well as warps to every planet and other dimension. Free mek, ae2, foregoing, and powah starters from dispensers at spawn to help you get going.Its a Direwolf20 1.19 server hosted out of Seattle, WA (US).Feel free to join and come play some Direwolf20 with all of us on the Kull Games server!Discord Invite: https://discord.gg/kwndp8P9Dn

dw119.kullgames.com

Land Of Legends

MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	349
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25	Dragon Scales Harvested:	442
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3

Land of Legends is a survival server with a friendly and active community. We have many custom plugins and unique features including A full server storyline filled with quests, Custom Enchantments, Custom Mobs, Dual-Wield, Cosmetics, Crates, Auction-House, and many more!Come join us at landoflegendsmc.com

landoflegendsmc.com

Tulpcraft

KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	349
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Enchantments Applied:	283	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1

Remember the good old days of Tulpcraft? Back in 2021 and 2022, Tulpcraft was the hottest PvP server around. You’d log on after school each day to see your friends grinding BoxPvP, Lifesteal and Skymines for hours on end. The community was always buzzing in chat as you dueled alongside your fellow crafters.Well now you can relive those glory days all over again on The Tulpcraft Project! Dust off those old PvP skills as you take your first steps back into the BoxPvP arena, strap on your elytra to soar through high-flying Skymines matches, or put your health and armor on the line once more in intense Lifesteal duels – all the classic game modes are back and waiting for you to rejoin the ranks. Reconnect with old friends on Discord as you compete side-by-side for global domination just like the legends of 2021 and 2022. New players are also invited to experience what longtime veterans still reminisce about. This is a tribute to Tulpcraft’s golden age and a home for the community that made it all happen.

play.tulpcraft.me

StarRail SMP

Survival

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	7114
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	5673
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	407
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4

We are a modded/semi-vanilla survival SMP with a rapidly growing community. Although we are small, we are very welcoming to all new players, and we can assure you that you will have a lot of fun playing on our SMP. We have events such as “The End Opens”, and others! If you join and play on our server, you are helping us very much by contributing to StarRail!

starrail.mcserver.us

Cataclysm

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	6521
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Chimeras Created:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	95	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Astral Amulets Crafted:	37
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25

Welcome to our new Minecraft server, a world full of adventure and endless possibilities! On our server, you will find a friendly and welcoming community, ready to help you build, explore and thrive in this vast digital world.Our server is equipped with plugins to enhance your gaming experience, and our team of moderators is always available to ensure a safe and fun environment for everyone.So what are you waiting for? Join us today and start your amazing journey in Minecraft!

cataclismo.lat:4021

Amalthea

Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	8224
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Runes Activated:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7

Amalthea is a trading-focused Minecraft server with few rules. It is based on ideas from land claim servers, anarchy servers and civ servers but it doesn’t fall within any of these categories. The mechanics of the server aim to disincentivize PvP, and incentivize cooperation while also allowing for a lone-wolf playstyle for those that prefer it. Griefing is discouraged but completely allowed. With the exception of our land claims plugin, there are no other commands that you need to learn but there are quite a few unique mechanics as the server runs about 12 custom made plugins.=========== Server rules:* No cheating/hacking/exploiting/DoSing/DDoSing. * No doxing. * No botting. * No spamming or advertising unrelated to the server. * No bypassing the /ignore command. * No using claims to surround other players, their builds and/or their claims. * No real life threats.=============== Server mechanics:* Fully reworked PvP system. PvP skills are not really required to win a fight, the main determinant is how far each player is from their base. You could win a fight near your base without even clicking. * Land claims. (GriefPrevention) * Block breaking and crafting recipes have a chance to fail and you need to keep practicing to reduce it and be more efficient. The game is effectively more grindy than vanilla Minecraft, and materials will be more rare than in vanilla. * Trading chests for item exchanges. *In-game explanation of server mechanics and rules in the form of chat tips that you’ll periodically receive until you acknowledge them. * Mending gets consumed to reset the repair cost of items but may randomly cause one of the other enchantments on the item to lose one level. * Anti-lag system that freezes the AI of mobs, reduces spawn rates, culls big herds and breaks redstone machanisms to keep TPS high, without admin intervention. Our intention is to automatically moderate player bahaviour based on server TPS and not have to go around and tell players what they are allowed to do and what they are not. * Anti-cheat. (we own two of them and we’ll be testing which one is better) * Right click with empty hand to sit on stairs. * Shrines: curse your enemies and/or get blessings for yourself by offering materials. * See the distance between you and a treasure map. * Item duplication prevention. (IllegalStack)Server icon by Eucalyp: https://www.flaticon.com/authors/eucalyp

amalthea.civmall.icu

Nexus Minecraft

Creative, Economy, Factions, Mini Games, Skyblock

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	2464
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	31
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Love Letters Sent:	18
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	84	Living Shadows Defeated:	5

[1.9 – 1.20.2] Nexus Minecraft | Connecting PlayersAre you looking for a server that provides multiple different gamemodes for your Minecraft needs? Well look no further! Nexus Minecraft is one of the best servers that offers feature packed gamemodes tailored to the player’s play style! Looking for Factions? Economy? Raiding? MiniGames? etc, we have all those in store! Let’s get straight to the point shall we?Nexus Minecraft offers an array of gamemodes tailored for different crowds such as:PvE Survival Server – PvP Factions Server – Skyblock Server – Creative Server – Games Server – Adventure ServerWhat are you waiting for? Join us today and get yourself a FREE rank and starter kit! Server IP : play.nexusminecraft.net Website : www.nexusminecraft.net Discord : https://discord.gg/cDAsvuG Facebook : https://www.facebook.com/NexusMinecraftServer/ Instagram : https://www.instagram.com/nexusminecraft/

202.186.0.214

The bulbs

Anarchy, Factions, Hardcore, PvP, Survival

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	4687
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38

My story I am a medical doctor, I started playing Minecraft since I was 16. Now I am 29.In 2017, after thousands of hours of Minecraft, which btw helped me a lot IRL like becoming more methodical and perseverant, I started trying creating my first hosted Minecraft servers. Now, after 6 years, married, I still have this passion and this is the ultimate server. We are a very familiar and professional server.Our server is… The fairest one you will possibly find. Warriors from souls to mind: we don’t tolerate admin abuse, cheating or injustices. Wars between clans organized with the coolest and most advanced GUIs ever. Abilities that combined strategically can create very strong fighting teams.Lovely cosmetics and tools. Very cheap and not pay2win VIP options for just supporting our server.Bleeding system for reviving your fallen comrades. Seasons tournaments for the best clan with monetary prizes.Future periodic events. Elegibility for our moderation team in order to keep a fair environment.A legacy server with history and interesting stories. Permanent server for life.Not just a gaming community but also with a Discord where you can get motivated to live a balanced life worth for enjoying everything.We are waiting for you, warriors!

beneberak.net

FTB Infinity Evolved by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	6869
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	249	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: inf.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Expert Mode. > Town land protection system (MyTown 2 Mod). > Multiple chat channels. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany.

inf.craftersland.net