InsultCraft – Says What?!

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	3732
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	50
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Votes:	5551	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Enchantments Applied:	186

New Minecraft Servers

u wanna join this epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthin, this server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow while eating a taco made of diamonds. like, seriously, u ain’t gonna find a better server out there.

imagine this: u log on and suddenly u are surrounded by flying pigs wearing top hats and monocles. they start speaking in british accents and offer u a tour of the server on their magic carpet.

oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to the beat of creepers exploding? yeah, that’s a thing here.

also, our staff is made up of actual wizards who can grant u three wishes just for joining the server. one time, i wished for a pet dragon and now i ride him into battle against the evil villagers trying to take over the server. it’s lit.

so, what are u waiting for? come join the most insane, ridiculous, and downright hilarious minecraft server out there. and remember, if anyone tries to insult u, just say “says what” and watch them cower in fear.

EcoCityCraft Economy

Cross-Play, Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	4747
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	7316	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5

org.ecc.eco

Hopela – Survival

Survival

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	6357
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	287	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Dragons Tamed:	6
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	9614
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12

play.hopela.fr

MysticValleyCraft

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	432
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Holy Grails Found:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Chill Vibes | Crates | Voter Ranks | Seasonal Events | Skripts | Discord | No Griefing | Grief Prevention | Homes | /SitMystic Valley Craft is a community driven friendly survival server. With two (2) developers, there is no better time than the present to join and pitch your own ideas! All ranks are Vote based ranks! No Pay-to-WIN!Home to a shopping district located around spawn, using a custom in house shop chest plugin, mini-games (such as word guess) and a custom dragon fight, you will never get bored!If you want to play normal survival, that’s okay too! Our world is expansive and ready to be explored! Prefer violence? There are designated PvP Arenas where you can fight other players with leader boards!What is a Crate you might ask?Well first, there’s a Vote Crate, which requires a Vote Crate Key – acquired by, you guessed it, voting! First vote gives you a key on the house! On that note, the more you vote, the better rewards you get with every Vote Level! (try /votelevel in game)Second, there’s a Crate that cycles seasonaly, which is full of enchanted, magical, and exciting custom items! Moon Crate Keys have a 1% chance on every VOTE! That is an average pay out of 14 keys per year just by voting! You can access any Crate you like by visiting the Past Crates Tower at /spawnCome sit down, enjoy the eclipse, and play some Minecraft! 🙂

play.mysticvalleycraft.com

Airidale Classic Prisons

Prison

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	9219
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	65
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Meteorites Collected:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Gods Slained:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Dimension Hops:	15
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

Since 2016 Airidale has been pushing the bounds of Minecraft, and we are not stopping anytime soon! We offer a wide variety of custom game modes that anyone can enjoy. With custom features exclusive to our network, you won’t be let down!We use custom plugins to give players a true classic prisons experience. With custom enchanting, cells, shops, and items, you will never run out of things to do! Grind your way to the top with McMMO and Gangs! Give Airidale a try today!

ms.airidale.net

AusCraft

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	2903
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Alien Abductions:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4

» JOIN NOW « PLAY.AUSCRAFT.NET Survival | Protections | Resource Pack | mcMMO | Friendly all ages CommunityHere’s some handy links » FORUMS » https://auscraft.net DISCORD » https://discord.gg/auscraft STORE » https://store.auscraft.net We look forward to seeing you, and Happy Crafting!

play.auscraft.net

Mirkovic Junior High School

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	8626
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	241	Divine Spears Created:	19
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Love Letters Sent:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Dimension Hops:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Meteorites Collected:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	32

Welcome to MirkovicSMP , we are one strong and friendly community.Things we have is Jobs/Crates/Ranks/Economy/Warp PvP/Graves and a lot of cool things. We are sure there is something for everyone on our server.We are waiting for u !

mirkovicsmp.info

Simplex

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	3658
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Animals Bred:	140
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Void Armor Forged:	30
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	5664

Play Minecraft as it should be played: unmodified and simplified!Simplex is a semi-vanilla server made for players who are seeking to play Minecraft in the most genuine way possible; free from modifications that takes away from the true multiplayer Minecraft experience. At Simplex, you must build, survive, suffer or prosper all by yourself, or together with other players. There’s no modifications which will take-away from the brutality of vanilla survival.Simplex only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.Welcome, and enjoy your stay!

simplexmc.com

ChocoHills

Creative, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	8189
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	4647	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	75	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5

ChocolateHills Bedrock / MCPE: play.chocohills.com:19132 OP Survival – Golden Shovel Claim – Slimefun: FN amplification, Infinity, Networks, Slimetinker Dungeon Survival: – Custom Enchants, Boss Dungeons, Custom Fishing Vanilla: – keep inventory, almost no commands – no shop, no storage protection, no pvp Creative: – 512×512 Big Plots – Timed Worldedit

play.chocohills.com

AwareNetwork

Factions, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	2023
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Zombie Dances:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	45	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	403
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Holy Grails Found:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12

AwareNetwork is an exceptional Minecraft server that caters to players of all versions, offering two thrilling game modes: Factions and Skyblock. Whether you’re playing on the latest version or an older one, AwareNetwork provides a seamless and enjoyable experience across the board.IP : play.awarenetwork.euAll versions are supported but it’s suggested that you use 1.20 » Factions » Skyblock » Survival

play.awarenetwork.eu

HearthCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	1124
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Players Killed by Monsters:	8334
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Emeralds Found:	8815
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8

HearthCraft is a no-griefing economy SMP with a 0% pay-to-win store (verify for yourself here) that has been making the best experiences since October of 2018. We’re experts in bringing people together. Have a sneak peek here! We’re active on Instagram and Twitter!The server will never reset. Ever. World dates back to July 2019. 0% pay-to-win perk system. Resource worlds (resets monthly) Dynmap Zero tolerance for any form of hate speech. Pet system Level-up System based on playtime, mcMMO, and economy. Land Claiming mcMMO Active and healthy economy system that includes player shops, player warps, auctions etc. /wild (random teleport) command Leaderboards with a wide range of categories from blocks mined and mobs killed to cake slices eaten and pig distance!

play.hearthcraft.net

Middle School Oasis

Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	2490
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Astral Amulets Crafted:	27	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	18

play.oasissmp.com

Minecraft Community Prison

Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	6000
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	31	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	31
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Towns Built:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24

MCP is a very old prison formed by time and player feedback. It is for players with a good understanding of prisons and those who like custom challenges to work towards.

jail.cdgs.net

Sky Kingdoms

Bedwars, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skywars, Survival Games

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	5805
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Towns Built:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Epic Quests Completed:	9
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20

sky-network.eu

MineTrade

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	4482
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Farms Harvested:	867	Mythical Swords Crafted:	56
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Crops Grown:	7302
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
New Chunks Explored:	105761	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

MineTrade is making MC history as the first Minecraft Border SMP server! It puts a fun spin on survival mode, where players start with a regular chunk and try to expand its border with the money they make. Their goal is to make as much money as possible, and it’s a fun challenge! Join MineTrade today and come try out this unique new game!

play.minetrade.org

FrontierSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	323
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Dimension Hops:	14	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17
Mythical Quests Completed:	35	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3

FrontierSMP is a Towny PVP server focused on growing your town to be the best that it can be. Towns can Siege others, survey for rare resource, trade with others for profit, and more! Season 1 has just started and will end with rewards to the top scorers!

Play.FrontierSMP.net