InsultCraft – Says What?!

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	3614
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	13
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Mines Excavated:	1427
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	New Chunks Explored:	176236
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

New Minecraft Servers

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oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to the beat of creepers exploding? yeah, that’s a thing here.

also, our staff is made up of actual wizards who can grant u three wishes just for joining the server. one time, i wished for a pet dragon and now i ride him into battle against the evil villagers trying to take over the server. it’s lit.

so, what are u waiting for? come join the most insane, ridiculous, and downright hilarious minecraft server out there. and remember, if anyone tries to insult u, just say “says what” and watch them cower in fear.

EcoSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	9748
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Demon Skulls Collected:	49
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	69

play.ecosmp.net

The Witch Chest

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	4222
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	11	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	7460	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18

If you are looking for chill community, with all kind of players from all over the world, to make memories with. Then this is the server for you! Lots of fun activities and unique things that will keep you busy for a long time 🙂

sentouki.net

BILTU SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	7052
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	30
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12

⭐MCPE IP: play.biltusmp.fun ⭐PORT: 25582“Welcome to ‘Survival PvP: Engage in intense player vs. player battles where survival is paramount.Lifesteal Mechanic: Your attacks heal you during combat, adding a unique twist to battles.Economy: Establish a thriving in-game economy centered around the lifesteal mechanic.Base Building: Build and fortify your base to protect your resources and survive raids.Resource Gathering: Collect essential resources to thrive in the harsh environment.Trading: Trade with other players for rare items and strategic advantages.

play.biltusmp.fun

MeeTion Network

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	3953
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	17	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	32
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2

———————————————————————————————————— ┈ ⋞ ⟨ ⏣ MEETION NETWORK ⏣ ⟩ ⋟ ┈Java IP -> meetion-mc.com / Bedrock IP -> meetion-mc.com – Puerto -> 19132 Discord: https://discord.gg/6JbNn3KXZ7SUPPORT FOR -> 1.16.4 to 1.20.4 AVAILABLE FOR BEDROCK!Welcome to MeeTion Network, an excellent server for its incredible experiences and designs while you play and have fun. We are a very dedicated and hassle-free server, where we value the community above all else. The server is in versions 1.16.4 to 1.20.4, and everyone is welcome as Java and Bedrock players are free to join!Take a seat, get comfortable and have fun! ————————————————————————————————————

meetion-mc.com

KingSMP

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	9380
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Meteorites Collected:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	23
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	33
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6

Free to play Lifesteal and Events server – join in our regular events and youtube streams (@kingraghvr01) for giveaways, prizes and fun!We work hard to keep the server up to date and always do our best to incorporate player requests!

KingSMP.net

SiriusMC

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	1139
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19
Endless Night Skies:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Mines Excavated:	4507
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Play.SiriusMC.net

Altitude Community

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	4243
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Astral Projections Made:	0
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	96	Mythical Quests Completed:	41
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	5620	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	26

Altitude is the best survival community for 1.20! Grab some friends, or make some new ones, and enjoy an awesome survival experience! Welcome to our tight-knit community!We host four survival servers synced together so that you can switch between them and take your inventory, McMMO levels, MyPets, and economy money with you! Play on one server or all of them, and meet tons of awesome people to help you on your survival adventure.Each server features a unique seed and community – but the features are the same: we have McMMO, MyPet, Dynmap, land claiming, an in-game currency economy, and PvP can be toggled on/off. We also reset the end world each month!

play.alttd.com

LusiadasCraft

Survival

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	8299
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	434
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	6

The LusíadasCraft server was created in 2023 by a group of friends who have been playing together for a few years and decided to create a server for the community. This is a server focused on Portuguese culture and folklore, where you can have fun alone or with your friends! This server has some mechanics such as: – Customized fishing (A different fishing system than usual) – Mcmmo (A skill system already known by many) – Clans (Players can choose to group themselves into a clan) – Claims (To help protect the community) – Selling Wands (A more simplified item selling system) – Vending items (A vending item) – Different mob spawners (types of mob spawners other than vanilla ones) – Customized Items (Non-vanilla items) – Customized resource map (Map focused on exploration) And much more! Join us at mc.LusiadasCraft.pt!

mc.lusiadascraft.com

HoloCraft SEA

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	6567
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Players Killed by Monsters:	9647	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	2

Welcome to Holocraft! We’re a small but friendly active server, the main purpose is to provide a relax and enjoyable experience for our players! We target to be one of the best minecraft server with a large variety of game modes for you and your friend or family to enjoy.• Survival – 1.19.2 – dungeon – pvp – economy • Skyblock – 1.19.2 • Vanilla – 1.19.2 • Bedwar- Coming soon • Prison- Coming soon • Factions – Coming soonIP Address: play.holocraft.xyz Website: https://www.holocraft.xyz Store: https://holocraft-sea.tebex.io/ Discord: https://discord.gg/MaZzQpCCqfConnect to this Minecraft server using 1.8 to 1.19.2 client version using the ip play.holocraft.xyz

play.holocraft.xyz

Universal

LifeSteal, PvP

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	8841
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Holy Grails Found:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6

Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on the PVP and Lifesteal Server!INDIA MOST FAMOUS SERVER, here you can learn pvp And show your skills OF building,pvp and creativity SO why are you waiting JOIN NOW!!

universalmc.fun:25806

MineWave

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, Survival

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	5197
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

MineWave is a network featuring survival and competitive gamemodes such as Lifesteal, EarthSMP and OneBlock!JOIN MINEWAVE Java IP – minewave.netJOIN MINEWAVE FOR BEDROCK USER Bedrock IP – br.minewave.net Port – 19132

minewave.net

AnubisMC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	7464
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Farms Harvested:	476
Epic Shields Constructed:	30	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Buildings Constructed:	37	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28	Runes Activated:	0

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.6Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://anubismc.com/modpackIf you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.gg/anubismc

play.anubismc.com

Empire Minecraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	5321
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Falling into the Void:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	49	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1

Empire Minecraft is far from your average Minecraft server. With a unique combination of PROTECTED town plots, wilderness outposts with optional ANTI-GRIEF PROTECTION, and a player-focused ECONOMY system, there is something for every player to enjoy.The base of our server remains closely tied to vanilla survival. Most changes and features coded by our experienced developer team are optional. These include custom mobs, drops, and difficulty settings to enhance gameplay for those wanting a little more of a challenge above the usual survival gameplay. Dial these settings down and enjoy a relaxing gameplay experience in instead. With something for everyone, you play YOUR way.We are proud to be Family Friendly and non-PvP, with settings that can be customized to fit every player experience level and mature staff who monitor the server 24/7. You won’t find another server like us. Come join our awesome community today!

play.emc.gs

MineGen

Economy, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	7800
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Dimension Hops:	8	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3

Come play on MineGens, is a server with unique gameplay rarely seen on minecraft which is usually called a generator, Make passive income on your island by upgrading your generators, Explore a quest line by completing quests and getting rewards, Use farming and fishing to level up, you can also get personal benefits on the server This is by buying the available rank on the server, never seen before custom features on Minecraft!What makes this server special ? MineGens presents a minecraft server with a new genre that you may have never seen before, namely “Generators”. The point of this genre is that you can buy a generator at the shop and develop it into a generator level above it. At the beginning you will have 25 generator slots that you can install on your island, if you are still confused, you can try it yourself.

minegens.id

MineLucky

Economy, Prison, PvP

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	8106
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	13
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Zombie Dances:	10	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3

MineLucky is a fresh take on the OP prison game mode. Join now with org.minelucky.net for Java and bedrock.minelucky.net (Port: 19132) for Bedrock.

org.minelucky.net