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Players: | 91/900 | Votes: | 6150 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Legendary Scepters Created: | 5 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 |
Dragonkin Hatched: | 2 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 6 |
Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 |
Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 |
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 | Ghost Minerβs Tools Found: | 5 |
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 2 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 17 |
Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 42 |
imagine this: u log on and suddenly u are surrounded by flying pigs wearing top hats and monocles. they start speaking in british accents and offer u a tour of the server on their magic carpet.
oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to the beat of creepers exploding? yeah, that’s a thing here.
also, our staff is made up of actual wizards who can grant u three wishes just for joining the server. one time, i wished for a pet dragon and now i ride him into battle against the evil villagers trying to take over the server. it’s lit.
so, what are u waiting for? come join the most insane, ridiculous, and downright hilarious minecraft server out there. and remember, if anyone tries to insult u, just say “says what” and watch them cower in fear.