InsultCraft – Says What?!

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	3393
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Zombie Dances:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	62	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6

New Minecraft Servers

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oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to the beat of creepers exploding? yeah, that’s a thing here.

also, our staff is made up of actual wizards who can grant u three wishes just for joining the server. one time, i wished for a pet dragon and now i ride him into battle against the evil villagers trying to take over the server. it’s lit.

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The Cavern

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	5654
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Dragons Tamed:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Zombie Dances:	7
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Towns Built:	2

Introducing The CavernThe Cavern is a community oriented server, dedicated to providing a welcoming and friendly atmosphere for all sorts of players! Built upon the feedback of players to help ensure the best possible experience, we’re certain you’ll enjoy your time with us! Slimefun Towny mcMMO Jobs Balanced Economy Pets Player Shops Player Warps Art Competitions Secure Trading Keep Inventory 1,000+ Quest Custom Fishing Marriages Custom Mining Bosses/Dungeon Custom Server Resource Pack

mc.thecavern.net

LuxCube

Bedwars, Factions, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Prison, Survival

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	926
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7

Welcome to LuxCube – Where Adventure Awaits!Dive into an extraordinary world where your Minecraft journey takes on new dimensions. Our server offers a diverse range of immersive gamemodes that will keep you hooked for hours on end.Gens: Immerse yourself in a world of tycoons, dungeons, and adventures. Build, mine, farm, and engage in mob-killing to conquer the economy. Customize your skills, battle foes, and embark on epic quests. Gens offers a unique combination of activities to satisfy every Minecraft enthusiast.Lifesteal: Unleash your combat prowess in thrilling battles where every hit counts. Steal life from your enemies and claim victory.Kingdoms: Forge alliances, build your empire, and conquer the lands. Will your kingdom reign supreme?Box: Immerse yourself in the heart-pounding action of PvP within a confined space. Battle to earn money, upgrade your gear, and engage in intense mining and grinding. In the confined quarters of the box, every decision counts. Will you emerge as the ultimate champion?With a thriving community, responsive staff, and regular events, LuxCube is the ultimate destination for Minecraft enthusiasts. Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting your adventure, there’s a place for you here.Join us today and embark on an epic journey like no other. The adventure starts here!”

play.luxcube.net

Dig up

Hardcore, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	3596
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	20	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Ores Mined:	2524	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	1

If you’re searching for a great place to play alone, with friends, or to even meet new people ─ come on and try out our server! The Magbungkal Community offers captivating adventures and entertaining gameplay. In addition, we provide a unique gaming experience that no other server could ever match!Magbungkal provides both bedrock and java to diversify our community even further. Making gameplay as enjoyable as possible for players is our goal! We guarantee if you join our server, you won’t be disappointed. It features a friendly community with staff members available to assist you with gameplay whenever necessary.

play.magbungkal.net:19132

AusTv

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	8171
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Runes Activated:	6
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	730
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Dragons Tamed:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3

A server with a different and innovative proposal, with a game style completely aimed at players and which seeks to attract different audiences and tastes. A new gaming experience, with several options, we built a server for everyone!Versions: 1.16.4 to 1.20.x

jogar.austv.net

AKIOMC

Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	3219
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Votes:	9516
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3

We are a Network that began its activities in June 2023, and since then, we have given our best to stand out

akiomc.com:25576

TheaLater MC

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	367
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Love Letters Sent:	14	Gods Slained:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Alien Abductions:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Battle Standards Raised:	10

If youre looking for a chill layed back server with a all inclusive community then you are in luck! This server is mainly survival but we are constantly expanding to other games. Come check us out if you’re interested!

mc.thealater.com

GensFood

Economy, Mini Games, Roleplay, Vanilla

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	7203
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Divine Spears Created:	15	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1

GensFood is a unique Minecraft Server with a range of cool features: • Generators gamemode • Prestige system • Custom Mining and Fishing • Random events • Chat Reactions • Seasonal Payouts

play.GensFood.net

EcoSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	5557
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Villages Defended:	16	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Potions Brewed:	194	Meteorites Collected:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Farms Harvested:	693

play.ecosmp.net

The Witch Chest

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	8093
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	6

If you are looking for chill community, with all kind of players from all over the world, to make memories with. Then this is the server for you! Lots of fun activities and unique things that will keep you busy for a long time 🙂

sentouki.net

BILTU SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	7685
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	157	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	20
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Towns Built:	8	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	19
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0

⭐MCPE IP: play.biltusmp.fun ⭐PORT: 25582“Welcome to ‘Survival PvP: Engage in intense player vs. player battles where survival is paramount.Lifesteal Mechanic: Your attacks heal you during combat, adding a unique twist to battles.Economy: Establish a thriving in-game economy centered around the lifesteal mechanic.Base Building: Build and fortify your base to protect your resources and survive raids.Resource Gathering: Collect essential resources to thrive in the harsh environment.Trading: Trade with other players for rare items and strategic advantages.

play.biltusmp.fun

MeeTion Network

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	6664
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	71
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	New Chunks Explored:	891015

———————————————————————————————————— ┈ ⋞ ⟨ ⏣ MEETION NETWORK ⏣ ⟩ ⋟ ┈Java IP -> meetion-mc.com / Bedrock IP -> meetion-mc.com – Puerto -> 19132 Discord: https://discord.gg/6JbNn3KXZ7SUPPORT FOR -> 1.16.4 to 1.20.4 AVAILABLE FOR BEDROCK!Welcome to MeeTion Network, an excellent server for its incredible experiences and designs while you play and have fun. We are a very dedicated and hassle-free server, where we value the community above all else. The server is in versions 1.16.4 to 1.20.4, and everyone is welcome as Java and Bedrock players are free to join!Take a seat, get comfortable and have fun! ————————————————————————————————————

meetion-mc.com

KingSMP

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	2071
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	8	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23
Crops Grown:	3824	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44	Farms Harvested:	418
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Rainbows Spotted:	6

Free to play Lifesteal and Events server – join in our regular events and youtube streams (@kingraghvr01) for giveaways, prizes and fun!We work hard to keep the server up to date and always do our best to incorporate player requests!

KingSMP.net

SiriusMC

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	2525
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3

Play.SiriusMC.net

Altitude Community

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	5460
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Runes Activated:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Teleportation Mishaps:	5

Altitude is the best survival community for 1.20! Grab some friends, or make some new ones, and enjoy an awesome survival experience! Welcome to our tight-knit community!We host four survival servers synced together so that you can switch between them and take your inventory, McMMO levels, MyPets, and economy money with you! Play on one server or all of them, and meet tons of awesome people to help you on your survival adventure.Each server features a unique seed and community – but the features are the same: we have McMMO, MyPet, Dynmap, land claiming, an in-game currency economy, and PvP can be toggled on/off. We also reset the end world each month!

play.alttd.com

LusiadasCraft

Survival

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	9292
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Buildings Constructed:	35
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	11	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5

The LusíadasCraft server was created in 2023 by a group of friends who have been playing together for a few years and decided to create a server for the community. This is a server focused on Portuguese culture and folklore, where you can have fun alone or with your friends! This server has some mechanics such as: – Customized fishing (A different fishing system than usual) – Mcmmo (A skill system already known by many) – Clans (Players can choose to group themselves into a clan) – Claims (To help protect the community) – Selling Wands (A more simplified item selling system) – Vending items (A vending item) – Different mob spawners (types of mob spawners other than vanilla ones) – Customized Items (Non-vanilla items) – Customized resource map (Map focused on exploration) And much more! Join us at mc.LusiadasCraft.pt!

mc.lusiadascraft.com