InsultCraft – Says What?!

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	9661
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	60
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Dragons Tamed:	6
Potions Brewed:	26	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Endless Night Skies:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2

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Playblocks

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	264
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	22
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Buildings Constructed:	15	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Haunted Chests Opened:	4

PlayblocksHere is a list of features for everyone to look forward to: ■ The 1.19 Nether world! We’ve opened up the Nether for all to explore! ■ 1:500 Scale Earth Minecraft Map. Start your town where you live! ■ Voting for the server using /vote gives you keys with awesome rewards. ■ Public Portals with access to the end and nether. ■ and a lot more…playblocks.net

playblocks.net

Vestria

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	1359
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Void Gems Collected:	37	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	45	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15	Heroic Legacies Created:	7

Sick of joining server after server only to find pay-to-win donations, unhelpful staff, and the same old rehashed features? So were we! That’s why we created Vestria: a play-to-win Towny server built with a welcoming community, original content, and interesting plugins. Best of all, Vestria is not another hub server masquerading as a Towny server. We are fully committed to Towny and work to continuously improve our Towny experience by offering fair and balanced gameplay with a focus on fun! Vestria takes your traditional Towny server and adds fun twists to keep content new and exciting. Interact with our dynamic Guild rank system that accommodates every game style, play with our interesting plugins, many of them custom only to Vestria, and join a community of friends years in the making! With it’s anti-pay-to-win values, dedicated staff, interactive events, and original content, Vestria is a surefire win!

play.vestriamc.com

OreoMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Survival Games, Towny

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	3095
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	8481
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	17
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Emeralds Found:	4233
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10

mcservers.oreo.gg

YomNetwork

Economy, Hardcore, KitPvP, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	9249
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Votes:	3235	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	3753
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9

play.yomnetwork.ca

PlayFuse

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	3240
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Love Letters Sent:	9	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Enchantments Applied:	82
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5

ms.PlayFuse.net

PokeLand

Economy, Parkour, Pixelmon, Survival

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	1347
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Gods Slained:	0
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Runes Activated:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Void Armor Forged:	13	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	4

Welcome to pokeland! This is the most competitive pokemon server you will ever see! Daily events ! We have player gyms, elite 4, paid tournaments and many more! We also offer a lot of survival perks! You can make your own player shops, you can make your own towns and more!Come and stop by on mc.pokeland.world ! Have a great day !

mc.pokeland.world

Cosmos SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	7274
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Meteorites Collected:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	135	Dragon Eggs Found:	1613
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

The Best Origins SMP You will EVER see! Cosmos is a 0 Downloads Origins RP SMP. That’s a mouthful. So what does Cosmos really include? Let me summarize it!A custom-coded selection of 26 Origins based on the popular Origins Mod ***fully functional and playable IN VANILLA MINECRAFT!***250~ custom food items, weapons, and armors to collect!Dozens of custom biomes and custom world generation to explore!And MUCH more!So what are you waiting for, why don’t you join us and thousands of others who enjoy Cosmos!

play.cosmossmp.xyz

Respawn

Cross-Play, Earth, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	7104
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Emeralds Found:	8091	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2

Respawn is a very kind community and our staff are always here for you no matter. We are also a crossplay network, meaning we offer Bedrock Edition support. Respawn is a peaceful place for you and your friends to have fun and vibe. Servers are on 1.20.2+Java IP: mcs.respawn.org Bedrock IP: bedrock.respawn.org [Port: 19132]Gamemodes: – Survival

mcs.respawn.org

Mineverso

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	8122
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1

mc.mineverso.com

Cavern SMP

Earth, Hardcore, LifeSteal, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	9357
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	30	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Endless Night Skies:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	65
Buildings Constructed:	34	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14

Cavern (play.cavern.gg) is an innovative, qualitative, LGBT friendly and unique Minecraft Network focused on the gamemodes SMP, Lifesteal, Earth MC and SkyBlock. The network strives towards prospering in every area of the minecraft space. Our objective is to deliver the most enjoyable gaming experience.

cavern.gg

Infection Network

OneBlock, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	9709
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	6659	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Infection Network is a server where we always listen to the community and do our best to improve day by day, we have many modalities mainly dedicated to PvP and Survival.Immerse yourself in a challenging survival world where you must collect resources, build shelters and face dangerous enemies to survive. Show off your survival skills and make your home in this unforgiving world!

infection.fun

Fewer Network

Economy, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	9007
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Star Shards Collected:	108
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1

Welcome to the Fewer Network! We are an awesome Minecraft server that offers many different gamemodes, such as a Custom SMP (lifesteal), Custom Box (PvP arena), events with real payouts, and more! Our staff is ready to help anytime of the day, everyday of the week! Join today to discover the wonders of our imagination and what we have to offer in the future! You can even participate in the videos produced by our awesome creators!

mc.fewer.live

BD ZONE

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	4405
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	8

Hey guys, Server ip- play.bdzonemc.com Prepare to enter the ultimate Minecraft universe – BDZONE! Our server is the perfect blend of excitement, adventure, and endless fun. We’ve got everything you could ever want and more – Survival, Bedwars and PracticePvP.Join us now at play.pixeledgebd.com and immerse yourself in a world filled with epic quests, challenging obstacles, and thrilling battles. Our community is active and engaging, with players from all over the world waiting to team up with you.And that’s not all – we’ve got exclusive events, competitions, and prizes that will blow your mind! Make sure to join our Discord community at discord.gg/yaGufzR to stay updated and participate in the action. But don’t just take our word for it – visit our website at https://bdzonemc.com/ to see for yourself what all the hype is about. Join BDZONE today and let the adventure begin!Bedrock IP: pe.bdzonemc.com Port: 19132

play.bdzonemc.com

Arcturus Factions

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	3101
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	75	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	3

Arcturus is a Java Cracked Minecraft Factions Server supporting all versions from 1.8 to 1.20. We feature 1.8 style pvp and the best Custom Enchants, because we are based on Herobrine Factions. We have No Staff or Map Resets like other servers. Learn more about us on our official website.

play.arcturusmc.xyz

AlathraMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	5422
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	6589
Magic Items Found:	7217	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	7

ABOUT US: Alathra is one of the top searched and played world building server in the world! Maybe you are looking to join one of the grand towns and nations across Alathra. Maybe you want to start your own in undeveloped land. Perhaps your goal is to master trade and become a wealthy merchant. What about starting your own player-run guild, or starting a new religion? Maybe you just want to be a hermit and live alone on a mountain. All of this is possible on Alathra because here players tell the story. Alathra is full of characters, nations, cultures, organizations. Many battles and wars have been fought. There are heroes, there are villains, and plenty that fall somewhere in between. Will you make your mark on the history of Alathra? Start your journey today!

play.alathra.com