InsultCraft – Says What?!

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	727
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	38
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10

New Minecraft Servers

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oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to the beat of creepers exploding? yeah, that’s a thing here.

also, our staff is made up of actual wizards who can grant u three wishes just for joining the server. one time, i wished for a pet dragon and now i ride him into battle against the evil villagers trying to take over the server. it’s lit.

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AKIOMC

Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	1905
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	7	Demon Skulls Collected:	27
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	32	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5

We are a Network that began its activities in June 2023, and since then, we have given our best to stand out

akiomc.com:25576

TheaLater MC

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	869
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Void Gems Collected:	31	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	46	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

If youre looking for a chill layed back server with a all inclusive community then you are in luck! This server is mainly survival but we are constantly expanding to other games. Come check us out if you’re interested!

mc.thealater.com

GensFood

Economy, Mini Games, Roleplay, Vanilla

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	8728
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21
Enchantments Applied:	288	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Meteorites Collected:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

GensFood is a unique Minecraft Server with a range of cool features: • Generators gamemode • Prestige system • Custom Mining and Fishing • Random events • Chat Reactions • Seasonal Payouts

play.GensFood.net

EcoSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	1956
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	29
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

play.ecosmp.net

The Witch Chest

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	4298
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Astral Projections Made:	4
Endless Night Skies:	1	Crops Grown:	3088
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41

If you are looking for chill community, with all kind of players from all over the world, to make memories with. Then this is the server for you! Lots of fun activities and unique things that will keep you busy for a long time 🙂

sentouki.net

BILTU SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	6367
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Mines Excavated:	2172
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	430	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Zombie Dances:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5

⭐MCPE IP: play.biltusmp.fun ⭐PORT: 25582“Welcome to ‘Survival PvP: Engage in intense player vs. player battles where survival is paramount.Lifesteal Mechanic: Your attacks heal you during combat, adding a unique twist to battles.Economy: Establish a thriving in-game economy centered around the lifesteal mechanic.Base Building: Build and fortify your base to protect your resources and survive raids.Resource Gathering: Collect essential resources to thrive in the harsh environment.Trading: Trade with other players for rare items and strategic advantages.

play.biltusmp.fun

MeeTion Network

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	424
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Dragons Tamed:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14

———————————————————————————————————— ┈ ⋞ ⟨ ⏣ MEETION NETWORK ⏣ ⟩ ⋟ ┈Java IP -> meetion-mc.com / Bedrock IP -> meetion-mc.com – Puerto -> 19132 Discord: https://discord.gg/6JbNn3KXZ7SUPPORT FOR -> 1.16.4 to 1.20.4 AVAILABLE FOR BEDROCK!Welcome to MeeTion Network, an excellent server for its incredible experiences and designs while you play and have fun. We are a very dedicated and hassle-free server, where we value the community above all else. The server is in versions 1.16.4 to 1.20.4, and everyone is welcome as Java and Bedrock players are free to join!Take a seat, get comfortable and have fun! ————————————————————————————————————

meetion-mc.com

KingSMP

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	9552
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2

Free to play Lifesteal and Events server – join in our regular events and youtube streams (@kingraghvr01) for giveaways, prizes and fun!We work hard to keep the server up to date and always do our best to incorporate player requests!

KingSMP.net

SiriusMC

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	1305
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	14	Endless Legions Commanded:	10
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Emeralds Found:	7892
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Runes Activated:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	4

Play.SiriusMC.net

Altitude Community

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	4386
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Animals Bred:	64	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4

Altitude is the best survival community for 1.20! Grab some friends, or make some new ones, and enjoy an awesome survival experience! Welcome to our tight-knit community!We host four survival servers synced together so that you can switch between them and take your inventory, McMMO levels, MyPets, and economy money with you! Play on one server or all of them, and meet tons of awesome people to help you on your survival adventure.Each server features a unique seed and community – but the features are the same: we have McMMO, MyPet, Dynmap, land claiming, an in-game currency economy, and PvP can be toggled on/off. We also reset the end world each month!

play.alttd.com

LusiadasCraft

Survival

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	4607
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

The LusíadasCraft server was created in 2023 by a group of friends who have been playing together for a few years and decided to create a server for the community. This is a server focused on Portuguese culture and folklore, where you can have fun alone or with your friends! This server has some mechanics such as: – Customized fishing (A different fishing system than usual) – Mcmmo (A skill system already known by many) – Clans (Players can choose to group themselves into a clan) – Claims (To help protect the community) – Selling Wands (A more simplified item selling system) – Vending items (A vending item) – Different mob spawners (types of mob spawners other than vanilla ones) – Customized Items (Non-vanilla items) – Customized resource map (Map focused on exploration) And much more! Join us at mc.LusiadasCraft.pt!

mc.lusiadascraft.com

HoloCraft SEA

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	2278
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Ores Mined:	8003
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Meteorites Collected:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2

Welcome to Holocraft! We’re a small but friendly active server, the main purpose is to provide a relax and enjoyable experience for our players! We target to be one of the best minecraft server with a large variety of game modes for you and your friend or family to enjoy.• Survival – 1.19.2 – dungeon – pvp – economy • Skyblock – 1.19.2 • Vanilla – 1.19.2 • Bedwar- Coming soon • Prison- Coming soon • Factions – Coming soonIP Address: play.holocraft.xyz Website: https://www.holocraft.xyz Store: https://holocraft-sea.tebex.io/ Discord: https://discord.gg/MaZzQpCCqfConnect to this Minecraft server using 1.8 to 1.19.2 client version using the ip play.holocraft.xyz

play.holocraft.xyz

Universal

LifeSteal, PvP

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	5323
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Zombie Dances:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Falling into the Void:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Holy Grails Found:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Void Gems Collected:	38	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7

Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on the PVP and Lifesteal Server!INDIA MOST FAMOUS SERVER, here you can learn pvp And show your skills OF building,pvp and creativity SO why are you waiting JOIN NOW!!

universalmc.fun:25806

MineWave

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, Survival

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	3829
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	28	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11

MineWave is a network featuring survival and competitive gamemodes such as Lifesteal, EarthSMP and OneBlock!JOIN MINEWAVE Java IP – minewave.netJOIN MINEWAVE FOR BEDROCK USER Bedrock IP – br.minewave.net Port – 19132

minewave.net

AnubisMC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	410
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Holy Grails Found:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Elemental Crystals Collected:	91
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.6Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://anubismc.com/modpackIf you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.gg/anubismc

play.anubismc.com