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Players: | 106/900 | Votes: | 7394 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 |
Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 10 |
Phoenix Feathers Found: | 5 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 7 |
Gnome Villages Protected: | 2 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 3 |
Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 | Orbs of Power Found: | 4 |
Magic Items Found: | 4995 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 |
Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 20 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 |
imagine this: u log on and suddenly u are surrounded by flying pigs wearing top hats and monocles. they start speaking in british accents and offer u a tour of the server on their magic carpet.
oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to the beat of creepers exploding? yeah, that’s a thing here.
also, our staff is made up of actual wizards who can grant u three wishes just for joining the server. one time, i wished for a pet dragon and now i ride him into battle against the evil villagers trying to take over the server. it’s lit.
so, what are u waiting for? come join the most insane, ridiculous, and downright hilarious minecraft server out there. and remember, if anyone tries to insult u, just say “says what” and watch them cower in fear.