InsultCraft – Says What?!

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	4639
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Dragons Tamed:	6	Crops Grown:	9687
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42
Dragon Scales Harvested:	348	Ores Mined:	647
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5

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oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to the beat of creepers exploding? yeah, that’s a thing here.

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AztecMC

PvE, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	8522
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Meteorites Collected:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	444	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19

Server address and rules: aztecmc.orgAztecMC is a vanilla raiding server. What that means is, weve got Essentials installed to protect spawn, and players can /sethome and /tpahere, but thats it. No chest protections, no player block protections, and you best get some armor quick because we’re on hard mode.Have you stumbled on someones base? Grief it. Are they still home? Kill them and take their stuff. We have some simple rules, tips for not getting yourself raided, and a bonafide a-dult staff available to help keep things classy. X-rayers got you down? We can teach you how to thwart them while our ban-hammer sniffs them out.Geek stats: – World border is at 100k – Running Minecraft 1.20.4

aztecmc.org

WavyMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	1375
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Void Armor Forged:	26
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Crops Grown:	8058	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4

WavyMC is the #1 1.20 Survival Server! Java/Bedrock CompatibleJava IP: play.wavymc.fun Bedrock IP: bedrock.wavymc.funEmbark on an epic adventure in a dynamic and thriving world filled with exciting features and endless possibilities. Our server is carefully designed to provide an immersive and enjoyable experience for players of all skill levels. Some of our core features include a player driven economy, over 600 quests, player leveling system, crates, and a whole lot more!Our community is built around the Twitch Community. Many players know each other from livestream chats, or other games. You will build friendships with new players, meet new friends, and have a fun time playing on WavyMC!Daveyhaha: http://twitch.tv/daveyhaha Snipper: http://twitch.tv/SnipperJoin our Minecraft server today! 🙂

play.wavymc.fun

MineGlobe

Earth, LifeSteal, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	9185
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Animals Bred:	53	Votes:	9674
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14
Dragon Eggs Found:	3665	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Emeralds Found:	8940	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

ms.mineglobe.org

Kilocraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	3266
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Towns Built:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Kilocraft is a vanilla survival server that has been running snapshots since 1.13, and we are currently running our world on version 1.21. Over time the Kilocraft community has grown a lot and thanks to suggestions of our players we could add features such as claiming, playtime-based ranks, and pwarps to help improve the community aspect of our server! If you want to join us, connect to 50kilo.org, if you have any questions, don’t hesitate to ask any of our staff!Server Stats: We have a powerful machine, to make sure you only get to play on the best performance of 1.21 > RAM: 64GB > CPU: i9 9900k > Storage: 2TB NVMe

50kilo.org

Berry Middle School

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	3751
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Buildings Constructed:	48	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Void Gems Collected:	37
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

org.berrysmp.net

Origins Reborn MC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	4760
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6

Embark on a unique Minecraft journey with Origins Reborn, a vanilla SMP Java/Bedrock server transforming gameplay with the Origins Mod. Unique Origins: Discover enhanced versions, featuring new abilities and mechanics for an unparalleled adventure. Custom Mobs and Items: Immerse yourself in a Vanilla+ atmosphere with specially crafted additions. Active Towny Community: Join our vibrant Towny community, fostering collaboration and growth. Overhauled Brewing System: Explore revamped brewing with custom food, drinks, and potions. New Worldgen and Structures: Encounter fresh landscapes and structures for an enriched experience. Hand-Tailored Plugins: Seamless integration for a cohesive and immersive gameplay. Player-Driven Economy: Shape the dynamic in-game economy through interactions. Weekly Updates: Stay engaged with regular content updates for continuous excitement. Interactive Menus: Enjoy user-friendly menus for Bedrock, Mobile, and Console players.

play.originsreborn.org

BattleAsya

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	7092
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	27
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Runes Activated:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5

Found by Dennie and Eugene in 2016, BattleAsya is a medium-size cracked Minecraft (Java Edition) server based in the Philippines (formerly based in Malaysia under the leadership of Eugene). Throughout the years, we have had the opportunity to transform ourselves from a small community for both Malaysians and Filipinos, into a mature gaming network serving the region. Today’s BattleAsya is still committed to serving the community with dedication and diligence. Our goals are to offer a low-latency option and provide long-term service for Minecraft players in Southeast Asia.

play.battleasya.com

WaveCraft

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	6521
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	39	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Void Gems Collected:	35
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	11	Royal Courts Attended:	3

Introducing our new Skyblock server! Join us in a Skygens tycoon server, with gamemodes including Skyblock classic, Oneblock, Skygrid, and more! Compete with other players to see who can utilise their generators to make the most money and be the Skyblock Tycoon!Welcome to WaveCraft, a vibrant and community-driven Minecraft server that’s ready to make a splash in your gaming experience! Dive into a world where the community’s voice is valued, and where every player suggestion helps shape the server’s evolution.On Wavecraft, players can stay busy working on their Slimefun projects, working together in server build battles, or participating in the hourly fishing competitions.One of WaveCraft’s standout features is the incorporation of custom items and perks, all within the vanilla Minecraft experience. No need for additional mods! Immerse yourself in a world where unique items come to life with custom models, adding a visually stunning touch to your adventures.Earn points as you embark on thrilling quests and challenges, and exchange them for coveted in-game treasures. From majestic mounts to adorable pets, and from customized armor to powerful tools, the possibilities are endless. Your efforts and dedication will be rewarded with a vast array of exclusive items to enhance your gameplay and showcase your individuality.Prepare yourself for a tide of excitement with our weekly and daily server events. Participate in thrilling building competitions, showcasing your creativity and skill as you vie for recognition and rewards. Test your angling expertise in fishing competitions, where reeling in rare fish can unlock special items such as the legendary rainbow rod. And keep an eye out for pinata parties, where the skies rain down crate keys and exclusive custom items, turning every gathering into an exhilarating fiesta.But WaveCraft isn’t just about the features—it’s about the community that brings it all to life. Join a friendly and welcoming group of players who are passionate about creating a thriving environment. Share your ideas, connect with fellow gamers, and experience the joy of building and exploring together. WaveCraft is more than just a server; it’s a place where friendships are forged, memories are made, and adventures are embarked upon as a united front.

playwavecraft.net

SquirtleSquadMC

Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	1290
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Enchantments Applied:	210
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	New Chunks Explored:	644565
Endless Legions Commanded:	18	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Welcome to SquirtleSquadMC! Our server is running Pixelmon Reforged “Always latest version”Server Information! Modpack: https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/squirtlesquad Server IP: play.squirtlesquadmc.com Discord: https://discord.gg/jSQf3zZxfN Website: https://www.squirtlesquadmc.com

play.squirtlesquadmc.com

ExeosCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	5480
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	43	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4

Explore ExeosCraft, the No-Reset, No-Grief SMP! Tired of servers that hype up sales and impose strange rules? Welcome to ExeosCraft, where we prioritize your experience. Why Choose Us? – Stability: Our server, up and lagless since June 2020, will never reset its massive 35,000×35,000 map! – Zero Pay-To-Win: Fairness for all players is our moto! – Giving Back: Excess donations support various charities – Inclusivity: Hate speech isn’t tolerated here, any and all are welcome. – Custom Plugins: Hand-crafted plugins Our Features: – Permanent World, all builds will be kept forever – Level-Up System – Pets – Land Claim – McMMO

play.exeoscraft.com

Cropied

Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	1858
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
New Chunks Explored:	109937	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5

play.cropied.com-30 tiers of gens -Farming -Fishing (autofishing is allowed) -Mining -Tanks -Forge -PVP -TotemsCropied is a gen server with lots of features and things to do. When you join you can get a freerank with /freerank. To begin and get some starting info you can do /start and dont forget /daily. You can farm wheat, carrots, potatoes and more with custom enchants on a crop harvester. We have a /mine where you can get fight to get rare ores that you can use in the forge to craft all kinds of totems or keys to give you a boost to make it to the top of the leaderboards for payouts.

play.cropied.com

KCHS Craft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	1544
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Farms Harvested:	788	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	28
Runes Activated:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	24	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

KCHS Craft is a cracked Malaysian Minecraft server specially designed for players in South East Asia, located in Singapore. Of course, everyone is welcome to join the server!

play.kchscraft.net

MunchyMC

KitPvP, Mini Games, Prison, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	1150
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10

MunchyMC is one of the best Minecraft servers around. Hop on munchymc.com to have some fun with friends and make some new friends! We have Maze Runner, Mini games and more!We are 1.7-1.15 compatible

munchymc.com

Celestial Pixelmon

MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	322
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4

Welcome to Celestial Pixelmon! We are a new server with a different feel! Come and have fun for hours playing the real Pixelmon, which reminds you of the true essence of games.Minecraft 1.12.2 Pixelmon Reforged: (Latest Version) Biomes O’ Plenty: Adds a unique aspect to the game.To play on our server you just need to install our modpack, or our Installer.Server IP: jogar.celestialpixelmon.com Download: http://download.celestialpixelmon.com Discord: discord.gg/celestialpixelmon Website: https://www.celestialpixelmon.com/

jogar.celestialpixelmon.com

MC64

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	7226
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	New Chunks Explored:	826736
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	34
Farms Harvested:	837	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Secret Passages Found:	7

“What is MC64?”: MC64 is a cracked semi-anarchy server with claims, gangs, ranks, an economy, and minimal moderation. We allow in-game hack and have few rules… So when you login, be careful who you trust.Features: 1.20.4 PVP / SMP New; officially re-released 09/08/2023 CRACKED; Offline. Open to anyone and everyone across the globe Semi-Anarchy; Laissez-faire Leadership Hacks Allowed; Even in PVP Economy; Physical Shops, GUI Shop, PlayerWarps, Jobs Ranking System; Rank up using in-game currency to unlock abilities Three Main Overworlds; Normal, AMPLIFIED, and Custom Biomes Grief Allowed; Use claiming system to protect your lands Not pay to win; Non-profit

play.mc64.wtf